Shouldn’t I be praying to the moon, too?

posted on 14 Jul 2016 in Clothing

praying-to-the-sun

Yeah, you know, the festival.

Photo courtesy of Gwendolyn Kirk.

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Replace good friend contact!

posted on 13 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions, Video Games

headphone-microphone

Speak into the ear Michael.

Photo courtesy of Rachael Gordon.
Xbox 360 headset from China.

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Ugh, I hate lime.

posted on 12 Jul 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

fried-horse-crap

With an oaty overtone…

Photo courtesy of Supapij Na Ayudhya.
Menu from Thailand. 

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Mmm you’re a tall cup of latte…

posted on 11 Jul 2016 in Signs

moanin-coffee

Oh I always have multiple cups.

Photo courtesy of Kira.
Coffee shop spotted in Japan.

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Do you smell BBQ?

posted on 10 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

burns-the-pig-garden-leg

Be sure to see the rare pink oinchids….

Photo courtesy of Ross Patterson.
Found in Dongguan, China.

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Maybe we can help them out a bit here…

posted on 9 Jul 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

supposed-to-be-really-famous

Photo courtesy of S.R.
Found in Cheonan, South Korea.

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Hands off the tiara NOW!

posted on 8 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

surprised-frisk-girl

You have the right to remain fabulous…

Photo courtesy of ‘agoodcupoftea’.
Toy imported from China. 

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Blessed art thou among firefighters.

posted on 7 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions

water-pope

And thou shalt turn thy valve counterclockwise.

Photo courtesy of Joep Boink.
Found near firehose reel at hotel in Shenyang, China.

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Instant Family: just add water!

posted on 6 Jul 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

dried-baby

Do you have fresh baby?

Photo courtesy of Ashley K-L.
Found at Korean grocery store in Portland OR.

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Absorbent, too.

porous-substance

Whole width goodness…

Photo courtesy of Christine.
Found in Vietnam. 

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