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Mmm you’re a tall cup of latte…
posted on 11 Jul 2016 in Signs
Oh I always have multiple cups.
Photo courtesy of Kira.
Coffee shop spotted in Japan.
(92 votes, average: 2.95 out of 5)
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GOOD MOANIN NIHON
Orgasmic flavor.
Coffef is how it reads because of the angle of the pot. People are moanin’ when they realized that they didn’t get coffee.
This coffee is such a pain
The coffee has extra cream
43 years of moanin’ and groanin’. That must be one old battle axe by now.
Angle of the pot? Nuh!
Coffee is the angel of the morning.
I observe the Japanese put cold-saw cuts in their brickwork, at square corners too – to prevent cracking.
Try a different grind for a little more noise.
Come here for your daily bump and grind.
They serve bitchin’ coffee!
What would you like with your coffee? We have apple grumble.
Moanin’ since ’73 – that must be even better than ’69!
Where Lisa Simpson sings and plays The Moanin’ Lisa Blues on her sax:
“I got a bratty brother, who bugs me every day,
This morning my own mother gave the last cupcake away.
My dad he acts like, like he belongs in a zoo.
Yes, I’m the saddest kid, the saddest kid in Grade Number Two.”
Coffee so good it makes you come to your senses!
Bugger the coffee! I know what I’d rather have for brekkie. 😉
It puts a smile on your dial, for a very long while.
WTF are we actually seeing here?
It can’t be a reflection, for the print is right way round.
Is it a drawing on the window? Or the inside of the building?
Is it a portal into another dimension? Where coffee comes in teapots, and your lady moans so enthusiastically, you are late for work again.
Yes that’s it. For it not be anywhere on earth.
What you would expect at a meido kissa (maid cafe)
Oh, I get it! They grind some Viagra and blend it in your coffee. I heard you can strengthen the dose for an extra 69 yen, too.
They serve much more than coffee in that establishment.
If you have an erection for more than 4 hours, contact a physician. If you moan for more than 40 years, have a steamy, rich latte!
They figured “Moanin'” was more suggestive than “Kvetching”.