Let’s suggest: use the violin mute.

posted on 24 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions

practicing

In seriously say, this only jokes.

Photo courtesy of Aymeric Penven.
Found in a club bathroom in Shanghai, China.

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You still got a chick in there?

posted on 23 Jul 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

room-chick-out

I was just chicking.

Photo courtesy of Matthieu Blottière.
Spotted in India. 

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You don’t know where it has been

posted on 22 Jul 2016 in Signs

dont-throw-away-garbage

That wrapper looks useful.

Photo courtesy of Jeremy K.
Found in Okinawa, Japan.

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It is lovely

posted on 21 Jul 2016 in Clothing

say-it-is-lovely

Soon as marry, it grows fat.

Photo courtesy of Kira.
Blouse found in Japan.

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Tveen you’n me, poople suck.

posted on 20 Jul 2016 in Clothing

poople

I’m not a poople person…

Photo courtesy of Margo Jõgi.

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Children don’t develop their flavor until six.

posted on 19 Jul 2016 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

plum-jelly

You know I can’t eat that when I’m playing!

Photo courtesy of Teo Rynn.
Plum jelly imported from Taiwan.

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Waiter, oh never mind…

posted on 18 Jul 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

spicy-flied-chicken

Photo courtesy of Charles Robinson.
Found in Korea.

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Shrimp: sluts of the sea.

posted on 17 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

gonorrhea-hot-spring-shrimp

Photo courtesy of Cate Bridenstine.
Found on Jade Island, Taiwan.

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OMG, it’s Pedro!

posted on 16 Jul 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

frozen-hispanic

Juan Moore Popsicle…

Photo courtesy of Miriam Solon.

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No shirt, no shoe, no shoe in.

posted on 15 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

need-to-shoe

I’m the managen, are you the shoe?

Photo courtesy of D.
Found at a 5 star hotel in Wuhan, China.

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