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Let’s suggest: use the violin mute.
In seriously say, this only jokes.
Photo courtesy of Aymeric Penven.
Found in a club bathroom in Shanghai, China.
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That is the strangest “Mad Lib” I have ever seen.
Yes. I have heard many an execrable fiddle player.
One would wonder, how an innocuous device of wood, catgut, and bits of metal, make such an excruciating rackt
The safety and health aunt barged in the dormitory because the handsome boy was dangerous with that horrible singing while violin playing, creating a health hazard. He stated a nonsensical quote, but he should have practiced that more.
It appears that he is unto violin paying, such as demolition races are to Formula 1.
And apes in the trees.
Nails in the violin. Just ne careful of the step
As this is a “G rated” forum, they censored the part after “and” which explicitly described what was performed on the players person, with the violin, the bow , the box of resin, and the book of music.
However, whenever he walks, he plays; Rhapsody in Blue.
Another sad case of domestic violins.
This is, indeed, a vile inn.
Excerpt from Chairman Mao‘s speech during the Great Leap Forward.
All the telecoms are trying to put a nail in POTS.
Childhood Story of YoYo Ma when he was discouraged from playing violin and switched to cello.
Fiddler on the Roof sequel – Fiddler in the club bathroom.
Violas are not really bigger than Violins.
It appears that way, because Viola players have very small heads.
I didn’t think string vibrations were an auntie matter.
Did anyone get a photo of all this with their cello phone?
Dormitory is a strange name for a handsome boy.
Who brush pot, should smoke it, don’t you know?
Boys, when you’re fiddling with your instrument, lock the door so your aunt can’t get in.
One small step for men, but one giant leap forward for Engrish.
His aunt might not like it but yo yo Ma don’t mind.
POTS stands for Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome.
That’s why the safety and health aunt barged in.
In seriously say, electric cooker does not approve of use by potheads (or, “potbrushers”, if you prefer).
Cookin’ up new musical keys on that electric fiddle!
Whoo, Nellie!!!
I’ve never heard of a potty-mouthed violin before!
POTS – Practising On The Stradivarius?
Every time a handsome boy plays the violin in his dormitory, civilization takes a leap forward.
Wait a sec…are they tryin’ ta say that every time some repulsive ugly-mug plays HIS violin in a dorm, civilization takes a giant leap BACKWARD???
DNT 4:54 His name is Dominic Violentsky.
warning: users of violin may lapse into epileptic seizures after playing incorrectly.
Is the Safety and Health Aunt married to the Death and Destruction Uncle?
Poetry!
But I thought it said “electric cooler” not cooker.
Ah, a nail scrape in the Plain Old Telephone System, everyone knows how bad that sounds.
@DnT. 0520. Or she may jump on it ’till, it gets all wet, soft, and wrinkly.
Maxim Vengerov anybody?
Suddenly the door is pushed open, In seriously say: “Here’s Johnny!”
There’s always room for cello! Ooops…Bill Cosby reference too soon?
One small step for a handsome boy, one giant step for civilization.
Too bad I can’t play, let alone teach, the violin . . .
This is in a club bathroom? I suppose when you’re drunk, everything’s funny.