Better than the old abnormal taste

posted on 7 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

frid-and-grilled

Photo courtesy of Paul Caskey.
Found in Amman, Jordan.

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Please hotly cooperate!

Hot-Cooperation

Sir, I’m noticing you for the last time.

Photo courtesy of Ken Hilton.

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Then I listen a song in the ear…

posted on 5 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

mouth-and-spiny-bumps

I’d see a doctor about that.

Photo courtesy of  Gyoschak.
Spotted in Shanghai subway. 

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See? I told you the airline didn’t lose it

posted on 4 Sep 2016 in Signs

do-not-leave-valuables-attended

Our thieves are working overtime to serve you.

Photo courtesy of Ayumi Tezuka.
Found at a steakhouse in Tokyo. 

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Please stop splashing.

posted on 3 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

careful-drowning

Don’t be so dramatic.

Photo courtesy of JM.
Found in China. 

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Eau de beef

posted on 2 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Snacks

meat-fragrance

Now you can smell meaty all day long!

Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Found at Wal-Mart in Kaifaqu, China.

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I think it’s in the rice…

posted on 1 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

find-the-taste

Find your tip.

Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Restaurant found in Kaifaqu, China.

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But it’s not 4:20…

posted on 31 Aug 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

thank-you-for-pot-smoking

Cereal available upon request.

Photo courtesy of Sarah Jung.
Found at recording studio in Seoul, Korea.

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Use the old exit.

posted on 30 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

do-not-enter-the-minors

This exit will be ready in 5 years.

Photo courtesy of Jennifer Hyman.
Found outside a smoking lounge of Kunming Int’l Airport. 

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Eating at the beach…

posted on 29 Aug 2016 in Menus, Signs

sand-and-beer

Wich available on request.

Photo courtesy of Voytec S.
Spotted in Sapporo, Japan. 

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