I have six mouths to feed…

I have six mouths to feed…

posted on 28 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions

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Photo courtesy of Todd D.
Instructions from a flashlight.
“Kellery” and “bellary” = battery (I think…).

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Soleunt green organilie

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

‘Kay

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

My drain is short circuit after reading this

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The bag must have exhaust piles for the dissel goonerator.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Attentian skem and dothes bellary sfoted

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I only understand the numbers

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Bellery is ringery.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Henmetically sealed = Chicken proof.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Now go and translate this back to Chinese

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– It’s so light in here Mommy, could you turn on the dark?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The Kelow Temperatoor Scole was designed by Ivan Kelow, becoos he couldn’e lead centripoods.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q. What is faster – hot or cold?

A. Hot. (Because anyone can catch a cold)

SF
SF
6 years ago

And God said, ‘Let there be light,’ and the light became dark. God tried to check the henmeticlly-sealed chamker, whether the tenperture was storeroouous, and God saw that he was in for six tough days.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I may be ill. I can actually understand these instructions, as to charging batteries.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

The bellary has gong dead.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I kelleried when I should have belleried.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Rememker about the chamker.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@72rd 0409. It may amuse you to read *English as She Is Writ*. It is now being reprinted. (After nearly 100yrs)

These two nongs – one of whom was a language professor – translated it from Spanish, to Portuguese, to French, and then to English.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The light becomes dark,
When it is hit by a Quark,
But starting a Cyclotron,
To produce only one,
Would not at all be a lark.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

It’s a coded message. They plan to attack southern India!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Kellary and Bellary, Miss Steak’s closest kellalies

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Tainted Love!
Whoa whoa whoa whoa….

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I suggest new Engrish category: ”Destructions”

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Bag with exhaust pipes? Better ask a Scotsman.

UCity
UCity
6 years ago

Failured to understand these instructiens.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

This is kullshif.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Yu No Hoo 0530. A Scotsman walks into a building, straight past the security desk without signing in. The security bloke calls after him..

SB: “Who are you?”

Scot: “Och, I’m fine laddie. Hoo are you?”

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

I think someone’s got bats in their bellary.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Batteries not included?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ Marum | 4:23 am: And now, finally an Engrish translation!

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

Doctor, doctor, would you mind taking a look at this chamker?
Ooh, that’s a nasty one, but it shouldn’t do lasting damage. It’s henmetically sealed.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Rosetta Stone of bellarys- only backwards. Just keeps going and going…

RT
RT
6 years ago

“damn the spellchecker, full speed ahead!”

-David Glasgow Farragut

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If this product is going to get sken and dothes on my taint, you can keep it!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Kefween Kelow? Is she the one in the song, “I’ll take you home again Kefween”?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Capacitance’s life matters!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Should I sfore the bellary in my mouth? These instructions are not entirely clear.

The Dude
The Dude
6 years ago

Lamp turns on 2-3 hours later, so it’s not an emergency lamp I guess.

Myself
6 years ago

“Life have no lternatioe but to charge two kellalies together.”

Well now, that’s deep and philosophical. I want to paste that quote onto a picture of a rose or a sunset and frame it on my wall.

Myself
6 years ago

Don’t worry, my bag has exhaust pipes. I wasn’t really sure why until now.

Myself
6 years ago

“Please! Spare me my life!”

-The capacitance

olog-hai
olog-hai
6 years ago

Well, if one charges two kellalies together, what about two shillelaghs?

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Thirty days make a mouth.

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