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Don’t worry — they’re not coming back

posted on 1 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

free-left-luggage

Do you have anything with more sweaters?

Photo courtesy of Sergej Maršnjak.
Spotted in Xi’an, China.

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

There Is no such thing as a free left luggage – Milton Friedman.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Maybe I will, but first tell me why it’s incarcerated.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

What about right luggage?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Take luggage of foreigner on the right

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

The right ones are over there

SF
SF
10 years ago

Don’t leave your Vuitton suitcase …

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Left where and why

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

It should be FLEE REFT RUGGAGE. Is there no respect for Engrish?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Even if it used to be yours, I don’t think you have a case.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Hello, is it right to take left luggage?
– Wrong, Sir. It’s on the left.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

Looks like a fly-by-right operation.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

Free stuff; this place should be packed.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– The black leather business briefcase, the gold Rolex, Louis Vuitton purse and that expensive-looking thick brown wallet with bills sticking out of it, please.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Any free WiFe comes with the luggage?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

All your belonging are belong to all.

Marum
10 years ago

Oh. I thought th gear may have been shanghaied.

Marum
10 years ago

I love you, but I don’t want all your baggage.

Marum
10 years ago

Sorry, wrong store.

I was wanting to buy a little honey.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

@ Yu No Hoo | 6:42 am: ”All your luggage are left for us!”

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

There’s something sinister about free luggage.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Buy right luggage, get left luggage for free!

Long Tom
Long Tom
10 years ago

An old “Herman” cartoon has a man at the airport being told that the airline had lost his luggage, but he could have first choice of the unclaimed suitcases.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

This doesn’t seem right…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Maybe Sunday’s Engrish post is in that building. Anybody want to claim it?

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