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Some stains never come out.
I need these XXX movies R-rated…
Photo courtesy Greg Dunne.
Found in Pattaya, Thailand.
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Mrs, you’ve branched out
Only if you put the clothes you are wearing, in the wash.
Scrubbing hard I see
Suck Ho first …
Remove child before washing
Q. What do you think of sex and violence in the Laundromat.
A. It’s great, but it damages the lids on the washing machines.
The problem with a Porn Laundry, is that it’s often too hard to do your washing.
The previous sign seemed to deter gents.
A Porn Laundry is good for removing the “ring” around your male part.
– F**k the
– Pull out the porn
B-b-but those panties weren’t crotchless when I sent them!
Porn is made at here!
Teenaged boys’ socks a specialty.
No Vietnamese coins please, your dongs won’t fit our slots.
The neighbours are all in a lather over this business.
Put those odd socks to good use.
Blow drying included.
All washing machines are front loading.
Makes your laundry as white as s….
Get in early. Next week they’ll be clothed for renovations.
Why is everyone taking it out before it’s finished?
@Yu No Hoo 0419. Haha. A mate of mine found that those “touch buttons” on lifts, will work with other things than just your finger.
They have a washer, a dryer and a fluffer.
No money, no laundry
What did you think “Soapland” meant?
Just fast forward to the rinse.
WTF?
The vice squad has begun a probe but the owner continues to hamper their efforts by refusing to come clean.
Is this where people “scrub” their computers?
@Marum, 4:32: Can your mate play the piano?
Debbie does delicates.
For dirty movies.
If you pay extra, they’ll shoot your load through in no time!
Customers have been advised about the possibility of their clothes shrinking at this particular laundromat.
Cash separately
So how much to get rid of these stains? I’m only asking for a friend
One hour Bowdlerising!
Where can I insert the porns for the porn slots?
The shop is owned by Ms Coins.
“Oh, looks like I didn’t bring enough money…”
@Chris | 7:11 am: Good one! IMO, that caption is the money shot for this post.
The Thai translates as “Bom chika wha wha”
Extra Heavy duty Machines feature a black light to make sure you got EVERYTHING out.
Dry cleaning for wet spots.
For clothes that are extra dirty.
Turn left past the topless carwash.
Waiting for the spin cycle has never been so much fun!