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Meal pattern baldness
Photo courtesy of Laszlo Wagner.
Menu from Pingyao, China.
(348 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)
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WTF the … ?
Fu%k the Trump I suppose
What do you want, a hairy bowl?!
The other one has hare
The consomme also clenches thirst.
– Waiter! There are Unidentified Frying Objects on my table!
Waiter, there’s a hair in my bowl.
– Mommy! My the then is stuck!
– Then pull out the then, sweetie.
The consomme clenches the cheeks as well
If I’m having sex with a bowl I prefer one that’s had a Brazilian wax.
Particularly the vegetables, but incredibly the meat.
I swear this is the last time I come here.
– F**k the bowel is bald, too!
Fry the space in your locket ship.
Bubbles oil, as used by Michael Jackson.
You can order a bowl that isn’t bald but you’ll have toupée extra.
Rolls of rlaked oats flour, rolls of rlaked oats flour or rolls of rlaked oats flour? Decisions,decisions!
This has gotta be some of the best Engrish we’ve had in a while.
It seems that it’s hard to justify this menu.
– Dear, can we leave this restroom and find a restaurant?
Oh snap DnT, I just saw your comment! Great minds I guess, haha
Customer:Waiter! There’s a hair in my bowl!
Waiter: Oh,å¹² that, sir!
– Mommy, this is so funny! I want a tea shirt!
@iLock | 4:34 am: If you posted a comment similar to one of mine, I don’t see it yet. What time? Maybe it’s being moderated?
I would like the Pull out the ___ then Fxxk the ____ with Bubbles oils.
Waiter! There’s no hair in my soup!
Oh, why am I upset about that? Never mind.
Agreed this one is funny, but shouldn’t it be in the Adult section?
Waiter, why did I get the rolls of rlaked oats flour? I clearly ordered the rolls of rlaked oats flour!
Bald bowls surely have it though these days…
Avoid the Fry the space if you’re galactose intolerant.
Well! Fancy that.
I really don’t think I can add further comment to that.
This is the new CHinese Breakfast Cereal. It is LIce Bubbers.
When you pour milk on them, they go Crap, Snapple, and Poop!
BTW. Literal translation from Cantonese. dry = ferk.
So. If you are in the chines provincial areas where they speak Cantonese, and you see a building with an Engrish sign on it, which proclaims – FERK GOODS – it is not a Venus Sex Shop. Rather, it is a humble purveyor of DRY GOODS.
Dry Goods 乾雜貨
Anyone else remember when Adult Engrish was a separate site?
Welcome to Cafe Andromeda, care to try some fried space?
@Droll not Troll: It was my “rolls of rlaked flour” comment that was similar,
one comment above my comment that you addressed…
Food with Tourette Syndrom
Seems like whenever there’s a good Engrish menu there’s always someone who says “Decisions decisions” or “Which one should I pick?” Well, it looks like our prayers have been answered: if you can’t choose, go for the miscellaneous food pack.
I’m getting just F*ck the, not F*ck the bowl is bald. I like my food as rude as possible.
How do they get all of space into a frying pan?
Don’t even get me started on how they fry the water pack. Is that just a bowl of steam, or are they referring to a fried Camelbak?
“I’d like fry the bowl is bald, please.”
“Would you like it fried by ham or beef?”
“Actually, you know what, do you have f*ck the bowl is bald?”
“I’m sorry, we’re out of it today – lots of people are getting f*cked.”
“Okay. I’d like it fried by beef, then.”
“All right. I’ll tell the beef to fry a bowl is bald.”
The consomme clenches slice. The voyelle does nothing.
You can consomme your relationship with this restaurant if you order F*ck the bowl is bald, or just F*ck the.
Not the Vegeta bles again. Good thing Bulma isn’t particular. But if Goku hears about it . . .
I’ll just have the dumpling.