February 20th, 2011

That explains the big hole in the back of this raincoat

It's not really Engrish...it says that on porpoise.

Photo courtesy of Obis Cygma. Jacket found in South Korea.

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February 19th, 2011

Your stuff is so cruddy, we couldn’t tell what was trash

Were you going to eat that moldy banana?

Photo courtesy of Martin Atkinson. Found in Tokyo hotel room.

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February 18th, 2011

Can I still hate mowing you?

Have you hugged you lawn today?

Photo courtesy of Paul Brock. Sign to stay off of grass.

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February 17th, 2011

Make sure not to have any fun, OK dude?

Photo courtesy of Martin Atkinson. Park sign found in Japan.

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February 16th, 2011

Well, he was a carpenter…

Photo courtesy of Vanessa. Nail salon found in Kyoto, Japan.

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February 15th, 2011

Please take him home with you…

Photo courtesy of Carnotzet. Spotted at Hong Kong restaurant.

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February 14th, 2011

You don’t bling me frowers…

Rove is a many spreandored thing...

Photo courtesy of Kai Lindfors. Found in Kyoto, Japan.

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February 13th, 2011

We’ll be together forever…because I lost the key.

One method: if they give you the key when you ask, it's love.

Photo courtesy of Mark C.

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February 12th, 2011

We’re the tanning!

It's is the dawning of the age of the Aquarius...

Photo courtesy of Ania & Frank.

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February 11th, 2011

I’m a roaded weapon

Full cotton jacket...

Photo courtesy of Kaleigh Hinkle. Found at Japanese clothing store called 'Closet Child'.

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