That’s no donut!

Healthy maybe, disproportionate definitely

@faulty wiring: No kidding. That woman’s legs and bottom make up 75% of her total body mass.

She swings so good!

♫ Won’t you take me to … SunpenTown ♫

Hair color may not match with actual contents of box.

She’s healthy because she’s inflatable.

Not for sale on Tell Sell.

Press the ON button and the woman will scream like hell.

Does this purple thing make my butt look big?

Sir Mixalot ordered 10 of these.

Better than a diseased swinger.

I met her at an organic orgy

So does this mean no condom is ok?

You wouldn’t want to kiss an unhelathy swinger

THUMB ME DOWN!!!

BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED.

How in hell do you get the moulded swinsuit off her?

Swinger husband sold separately.

Anardent young man called Fred,
Had a blow-up doll in his bed,
When the big-toe blew,
Out the window they flew,
And he came in mid-air it was said.

♫♫
I’m a swingin’ in a box
I’m a swingin’ in a cardboard box…♫

CAUTION: Using this device may cause swelling of legs.

Welly clafty. Using thatpurple thing , instead of a pillow or a phone book.

http://www.sunpentown.com/abswmawiswdi.html

Swimsuit model not included.

Note how only the back of her heels touch the ground, while the rest of her appears suspended in the air.

I dunno…a gal with with the kind of abdominal and glute strength to achieve THAT position might just be worth the ride!

As for that blue thing:

A girl with a cushion
The better the pushin’

I always want to take a shower when I find stuff like this on Craigslist.