Special Waiting Room

We’re looking for a few good babies.

Go forth and multiply

Defend the Motherrand from the disciples of Ayn Rand

We put the “infant” in “infantry”.

They look so cute in their little camouflage diapers.

The fourth mother and baby waiting room is coming soon

As a baby soldier I wish to register a complaint about the creamed chipped beef on toast being served in the mess hall. I thought I was supposed to get my meals straight from my mom!!

This is my pacifier. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My pacifier is my best friend. It is my life.

The fourth mother supplies the toy guns . . . and of course more new users (!!)

Why rattle a rattle when you can rattle a saber!

The first second third mother and baby solider reunion is only a motion away.

Sergeant : How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Sergeant: Five-foot-nine, I didn’t know they stacked babies that high!

because Fatherrand sounds too fascist

BE more like chunderland, if it’s all babies.

@coffeebot. Because Faterland might describe to operation too acurately.

So much thumbing down… A lot of angered baby soldiers ’round here!

We wait a many!

Well, the fifth daughter on the twelfth night
Told the first father that things weren’t right

“My complexion”, she said, “is much too white”
He said, “Hmmm, come here, step into the light”

He said, “Yes, you’re right
“Gonna tell the second mother this has been done”

But the second mother was with the seventh son
And they were both out on Highway 61

We’ve waited long enough, Mommy. Get to the choppa !!!

“We put the “infant” in “infantry”.”–brilliant, FatKenney!!!!!

That’s how mothers get old and adopted…

See the terrorist in the burka?

Peace activists refer to them as “adult killers”.

Too much baby soldier mama drama in that room.

The Chinese. They were always better at math than us!