April 6th, 2014

Scatoscope

Be still my pooping heart...

Photo courtesy of Beth Whales. Toy stethoscope found in doctor costume set. 

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April 5th, 2014

Tasty as tasting!

Come smell our dishes!

Photo courtesy of Derek Baumer. Menu found in Korea. 

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April 4th, 2014

Because she-male sounded insensitive

Photo courtesy of Mike Darley. Chinese says: “Men's restroom”  Found in Shandong Province, China. 

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April 3rd, 2014

Brought to you by the makers of Sporks

Do you have a little goys and birls room?

Photo courtesy of Mike Darley. Chinese says: "women's restroom" Found in Shandong Province, China. 

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April 2nd, 2014

Bees in the trees

If they sting, they'll get a roughly

Photo courtesy of Terry Hastings. Found in a Tokyo park. 

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April 1st, 2014

Doesn’t sound kosher…

Did that bagel just proposition me?

Photo courtesy of Andrew Hewitt. Found in Jiyugaoka, Tokyo. 

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March 31st, 2014

Also forest fire never leaves tip

Forest fire is a dick.

Photo courtesy of Louis du Plessis. Found in Zengzhou, China. 

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March 30th, 2014

Comes already warm

Save some room for urinal cake

Photo courtesy of Holly Tavel. Found in Prague, Czech Republic. 

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March 29th, 2014

“Beats ‘This Little Piggie’

Honestly, you had me at QQ

Photo courtesy of Solomon. Pencil case from China. 

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March 28th, 2014

We’re almost there!

In fact, we're right under your nose

Photo courtesy of Benjamin Clement. Homegrown Engrish from Austin, TX. 

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