Does it notice?

Does it notice?

posted on 18 Mar 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy Elizabeth Nolan.
Menu found in China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Sit! Roll over! Doesit!

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

That dog!
I noticed.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I just hope my wife doesit notice my Porn Steak

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Steamed hotdog! I never notice that… so does my dog.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

One cannot trick a dog into eating sleamed stuffeddun. It notices.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

It sleamed like a good idea at the time.

JimS
JimS
10 years ago

Most of all you’ve got to hide it from the dog, Mrs. Robinson.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

You should always notice where the dog doesit so you don’t stepinit.

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

Oh, I think he DOES notice that his tail is missing, and has been turned into sleamed stuffeddun…..

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Isn’t Stuffeddun a town in Wales?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Waiter, I ordered a Pork Steak!
– I’m sorry Sir, I made a Miss Steak …

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Things are not what the sleam.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I don’t always hump table legs, but when I do I do it with a side order of diced chicken and veggies.

pasdrole
pasdrole
10 years ago

No dogs were sleamed in the production of this cuisine.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

But looking at him he’s real pleased to see you.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Fido stop licking that

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– That dog… Doesit notice?
– I’m afraid it does it …

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

Jimmy eat Snuffleupagus and Rover don’t care,
Jimmy eat Snuffleupagus and Rover don’t care…

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Two Nort Korean girls are at college in the USA. They see assign that proclaims; HOT DOGS. They think: “We’ll have some of that.”

They sit down to eat. One girl opens her bread roll, giggles, and says to the other girl: “What part of the dog did you get?”

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

assign = a sign (Gottverdammte)

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Stopchicks.
Jimmy eat Snuffleupagus and Rover don’t care,
Jimmy eat Snuffleupagus and Rover don’t care,
For the stuffedduns gone away.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Gosh! One chive in all that rice.

It would be worse than finding a noodle in a stuffeddun.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Don’t step in the stuff the dog’s dun.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Or: Don’t step in the stuffeddun by the dog.

Greenbird
Greenbird
10 years ago

Well, whatever it is, it sounds better than the Flied Lice that was offered to ME.
😛

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

Sounds good, but how is the “Hangzhou glilled glazeddun that cat couldbe aware”?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It dogs, doesit?

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Headline: Dog Doesit!

“Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard
To get her old dog a bone
And when she bent over, Rover took over!
And she got a bone of her own.”

JD
JD
10 years ago

I don’t know, you tell me. Does it?

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Very honest of them . . . not even the dogs would give a sniff at the food they make.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Whatever they can sneak past the dog goes into the pot.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
10 years ago

With egg’s what?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Is your dog a goer? Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Say no more, say no more!!

Wm Jas
10 years ago

“Dogs ignore” is a brand name of buns in China. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_Believe

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

@Big Fat Cat – I noticed you noticed the wrong item,
you seem to have noticed the steamed one, but everyone
else noticed the sleamed one.
Itdoes notice.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

I rode the Sleam Lrain to get to this restaurant.

Ocelot
Ocelot
10 years ago

I think my cat did

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Well, a change from cat, anyway.

ccY
ccY
10 years ago

Hubby: I noticed that you like the doggie style.

Papa!!
Papa!!
10 years ago

What ever it is my dog doesit notice my food, Waiter.

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