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Small text at top of packaging says:

“Variety color”
“a best friend for you and your partner”
“Jump…Music” “Go! Clap!!”
“Modern Design.
Skilful [sic] Manufacture.
Superior Performance.
Perfect in Workmanship.
High standard in
quality And hygiene.“

Photo courtesy of Tessie Bylund.
Package of Pom Poms.

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Photo courtesy of Patrick Kelly.
Found at small vendor in Shanghai.

Photo courtesy of Campbell Cleland.
Halloween costume packaging from Japan.

Photo courtesy of Brett Spyker.
Toy from Taiwan.

Photo courtesy of W.A. Davison.
Photo of toy and label put together.

Photo courtesy of Aaron Zarychta.
Photo of “Defa Lucy” doll (a Barbie rip-off). 

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Photo courtesy of Michael Cereda.

Photo courtesy of Suzanne Mistretta.
Found at Japan Toys R Us. 

All this, and it opens its buttocks too?

Photo courtesy of “labtec6”.
Toy made in China, found in Ontario Canada. 

I’m more worried about them choking on the large parts.

Photo courtesy of Matias Ballester.
Found on a box of 3 toy cars.