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Japanese toys have an international following and are renowned for their quality – some for their Engrish.

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You’ll get a kick outta “clean headshot” style…

posted on 29 Nov 2009 in Toys

It’s all wonderful until someone shoots an eye out…

Photo courtesy of Reuben Miller.

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Even Spidey’s ashamed of this one…

posted on 28 Nov 2009 in Chinglish, Toys

Then…time for spanky!

Photo courtesy of Amber Coy.
Toy from China found at US swap meet.

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Encourage Pom Poms

posted on 21 Sep 2009 in Chinglish, Toys

Small text at top of packaging says:

“Variety color”
“a best friend for you and your partner”
“Jump…Music” “Go! Clap!!”

“Modern Design.
Skilful [sic] Manufacture.
Superior Performance.
Perfect in Workmanship.
High standard in
quality And hygiene.
“

Photo courtesy of Tessie Bylund.
Package of Pom Poms.

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Let’s skip it this time…

posted on 11 Sep 2009 in Chinglish, Toys

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Photo courtesy of Patrick Kelly.
Found at small vendor in Shanghai.

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Holir than thou…

posted on 12 Aug 2009 in Clothing, Toys

Photo courtesy of Campbell Cleland.
Halloween costume packaging from Japan.

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Hey Mack…

posted on 11 Aug 2009 in Chinglish, Toys

Photo courtesy of Brett Spyker.
Toy from Taiwan.

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The Knockout Kum Car – Dangerous AND sexy!

posted on 27 Jul 2009 in Chinglish, Toys

Photo courtesy of W.A. Davison.
Photo of toy and label put together.

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Happy Sunday with Lucy

posted on 22 Jun 2009 in Toys

 

Photo courtesy of Aaron Zarychta.
Photo of “Defa Lucy” doll (a Barbie rip-off). 

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Seizure Susan Doll

posted on 12 Jun 2009 in Toys

 

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Photo courtesy of Michael Cereda.

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Kigurumix Dancers

posted on 2 Jun 2009 in Toys

 

Photo courtesy of Suzanne Mistretta.
Found at Japan Toys R Us. 

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