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I have trouble being hard when I’m depressed.
Kigurumix brings the strip club to your home.
Why should you go out of your way to watch dancing when you’re hard
Kigurumix, fun for all ages!
Don’t let them dance too low when you’re hard, or you might feel very happy a bit too soon…
When dancing plastic figures cure me of being hard by feeling me very happy, I think I need professional help.
I’m sorry but I just don’t have the time to watch plastic toys dance every morning when i wake up.
It’s hard to be depressed with engrish.com!
The sad, yet provocative moves of the Kigurumix Dancers will give your child a head start on their teenage emo years – while guaranteeing a lifetime of therapy trying to explain their odd ‘happy feelings’ toward cute, furry mascots.
I’ve been looking for a toy that will make me happy, and solve calculus problems. Thank you, Kigurumix!
It’s like having your own private pocket pole-dancer! Always brings a smile to your face!
There’s a logic error in the robot. They should redesign the circuits. How could “depressed and hard” go together anyway?? 😀
Depressed or hard? Two VERY different emotions there
Hey, Yellow dancer. Lego man called and he wants his head back.
Sadly, Kigurumi was recalled due to false advertising on both counts.
They’re cute indeed, but no way resemble pole dancers!
Not suitable for children under 18 years… 😮
When I was depressed I watched the Kigurumix dancing,
When I watched it dance I felt it hard,
When I felt it hard I became very happy feeling…
…And at that point, I made the most urgent ‘phone call to my Psychiatrist! 😮 😐
This Japanese take on the traditional “Dancing Policeman” toy concerns me a great deal… 😐
I think “hard” is a bad translation of taihen, which means tough or busy in a bad way, like stressed out. Tough -> difficult -> aroused. It all adds up.
Now with a special edition that looks like Rin Kokonoe, for even more happy feeling!
This toy is a conundrum. I use it when I’m sad, but then it makes me hard.
They forgot to mention where you need to put them to get very happy feeling.
The clover in place of the x really freaks me out.
the economy has forced me to watch plastic dancers when i am hard, this makes me depressed
I find the feel of plastic strangely arousing.
Consult you doctor if depression lasts more than 4 hours.
When you’re hard? C’mon, they’re not *that* cute!
Pole sold separately.
*in small print* Kigurumix Dancers can not perform favors in no shape or form. Perfect gift for any lego fetish.
Y’know, I watched these little guys when I was depressed the other day. It really, really helped. It was like a small piece of comfort in this messed up world of darkness.
The day after THAT, I watched these things when I was hard. Nothing happened. I just got soft. Man, what a jip.
I actually own one of these things. I wonder why I didn’t laugh at the Engrish on it before I saw it on this site.
I want to have that you will very surely happy feeling.
Depressed or hard…hmm
wow, they do exotic dancing?
Depressed and hard? How many drugs have the manufacturers taken before writing that stupid add? xD
It’s a Pedobear Action figure.
Great, I no longer feel depressed. Now I feel suicidal. 😉
When I’m hard, sometimes I depress it in my waistband so the dancers don’t see.
Being hard AND depressed at once? Seems like a bit of an oxymoron to me. I know I’m never depressed when I’m hard.
So that means they dance on a pole..?
It’s so bad it stops erections.
It’s happy to be hard when you’re sad, or is it hard to be sad when you’re happy?
So do the Kigurumix dancers remove horniness?