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Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!

With advanced bedside manners…

Photo courtesy of Nicholas Sheram.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

Mother Nature couldn’t make it

Photo courtesy of Steve Rohde.
Found in a Montreal, Canada dollar store.

A ghostly scent…

Photo courtesy of Lisa McDonald.
BOSS knock off product from China. 

Text reads:

Tissue Paper   Scene 2
I can hear the voice of joy.  I can hear the voice of freedom.
Like the throb of Frontier Age as is, Streets are brisk
with full of energy.  Today, too, I have met many people.
Today, too, I have heard many stories.
America gives me spirits.

Photo courtesy of Marisa Wallace.
Found on box of tissues from Japan.
Originally posted 2010.7.4. 

Tired of that old symmetric face?

Photo courtesy of Chris Shipman. 
Found in China. 

I’ve seen the crack, it’s no joke.

Photo courtesy of Sher K.
Found in U.A.E. Imported from China. 

Photo courtesy of Ken & Sarah Brown.
Found in a hotel in Fujian, Fuzhou, China. 

Because NOT falling in the shower is also funny…

Photo courtesy of Michelle Stercel.
Found in Australia (imported from China?).

Got a foot fetish?

Photo courtesy of Jacquie Reagh.
Packaging from a “foot file”. 

I heard plague causes cavities

Photo courtesy of S.B.