@Algernon. You shouldn’t drink out of the urinal, then.
Marum
11 years ago
There once was a man named Goss,
Who cleaned his Urinal with floss,
He kept rubbing on,
Until it fair shone,
But, then cleaning his teeth was real gross.
jjhitt
11 years ago
How about a mat of UP?
DrLex
11 years ago
Floss vigorously to increase warmth of mat.
DrLex
11 years ago
It was only a logical evolution. Tooth brush → tooth floss. Toilet brush → toilet floss.
jjhitt
11 years ago
I’m Matt and I approved this message.
jjhitt
11 years ago
I need one. When I go to the bathroom, I want to feel like I am sitting on a cat.
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago
Now I know what Rod Mc Ewan is doing.
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago
It is not that of which.
Marum
11 years ago
Floss on.
Floss off.
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
Teeth are yellow because of urine
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
Then press the butt-ON
Frank Burns
11 years ago
Hey Mat ! Meet John.
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
Can I dumb here?
Sparky
11 years ago
Use to get you pissed off.
Chuck
11 years ago
It comes pre-stained.
Yu No Hoo
11 years ago
Make your flush toilet a plush toilet.
RT
11 years ago
all the power of preparation h, in the compact size of a butt floss!
RT
11 years ago
well, the good news is that it’s not a suppository, the bad news is…
Lollerskate
11 years ago
Oh boy, the kind of things you see while heavily drunk, and everything a urinal…
Droll not Troll
11 years ago
That white stuff in the urinal doesn’t look like floss to me………
Droll not Troll
11 years ago
The mat of warm trumps the butt of icy.
Droll not Troll
11 years ago
Onomatopoeia: What is certain to happen to an urinal mat
Mr. Wrong
11 years ago
It’s floss a urinal, dammit!
Mr. Wrong
11 years ago
The mat of warm — the tool of choice of elite urinal flossers.
Mr. Wrong
11 years ago
If your urinal hasn’t been flossed by the mat of warm, it simply hasn’t been flossed at all.
Roadkill
9 years ago
Just what I need to floss an urinal
Joanne Gray
9 years ago
Served on a bed of belly button fluff – ah, what piquancy!
gets between your teeth
Finally. A use for used dental floss.
Flossing it, beats having to use your toothbrush.
@Algernon. You shouldn’t drink out of the urinal, then.
There once was a man named Goss,
Who cleaned his Urinal with floss,
He kept rubbing on,
Until it fair shone,
But, then cleaning his teeth was real gross.
How about a mat of UP?
Floss vigorously to increase warmth of mat.
It was only a logical evolution. Tooth brush → tooth floss. Toilet brush → toilet floss.
I’m Matt and I approved this message.
I need one. When I go to the bathroom, I want to feel like I am sitting on a cat.
Now I know what Rod Mc Ewan is doing.
It is not that of which.
Floss on.
Floss off.
Teeth are yellow because of urine
Then press the butt-ON
Hey Mat ! Meet John.
Can I dumb here?
Use to get you pissed off.
It comes pre-stained.
Make your flush toilet a plush toilet.
all the power of preparation h, in the compact size of a butt floss!
well, the good news is that it’s not a suppository, the bad news is…
Oh boy, the kind of things you see while heavily drunk, and everything a urinal…
That white stuff in the urinal doesn’t look like floss to me………
The mat of warm trumps the butt of icy.
Onomatopoeia: What is certain to happen to an urinal mat
It’s floss a urinal, dammit!
The mat of warm — the tool of choice of elite urinal flossers.
If your urinal hasn’t been flossed by the mat of warm, it simply hasn’t been flossed at all.
Just what I need to floss an urinal
Served on a bed of belly button fluff – ah, what piquancy!
Don’t forget to floss your urinal every day!