Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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We are looking forward to cut hair you!

posted on 3 Mar 2016 in Signs

dear-custumers

Please excuse our passion for cissers and colmbs.

Photo courtesy of Lizzie Hildebrandt.
Found in Osaka, Japan. 

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Are you sure that surgery is necessary?

posted on 28 Feb 2016 in Signs

scared-heart-hospital

Photo courtesy of M.F.

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Chinese Blarney Stone just wants to be friends.

posted on 25 Feb 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

do-not-touch-me-do-not-kiss-me

Photo courtesy of Jonathan and Nitzan.
Found in Zhangjiajie, China. 

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Opening up everywhere

posted on 20 Feb 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

slutea-shop

Photo courtesy of 郭 令鈞.
Found in Taiwan. 

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Best lil fesfser in town.

posted on 18 Feb 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

CHINECE-CALLIGRPHY-AND-PAINFING-FESFS

Two classes, same painfbrush.

Photo courtesy of Michele Garramone.
Found in Chengdu, China.

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Ruled with iron class

posted on 14 Feb 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

fist-class-lounge

Photo courtesy of Alex Moore.
Found in International Terminal of Chongqing Airport, China.

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Try these safety matches.

posted on 11 Feb 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

burn-the-hand-carefully

Medium rare or I send it back.

Photo courtesy of T.S.

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This explains the flush every time I sit.

posted on 10 Feb 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

toilet-button-on-your-backside

Photo courtesy of S. Thompson.
Spotted in Korea.

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Immigrants not so much…

posted on 8 Feb 2016 in Signs

welcome-tourists-to-our-toilets

Photo courtesy of Alexei Stephenson.
Public toilet sign found in Himeiji, Japan.

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Now I am experienced! 

posted on 6 Feb 2016 in Signs

Legal-Constraints

Sign this waiver…

Photo courtesy of Alexei Stephenson.
Found in Kyoto, Japan. 

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