Chinese Blarney Stone just wants to be friends.

I don’t know where you’ve green!

I’m covered with coma perfume, so don’t kiss me or you will be in a coma.

Must be the big balls

Sorry I’ll wake up when I’m good and ready

Non’t touch or kiss me

What if the “Do Not Kiss Me” message was underneath some mistletoe?

All of you listen to mee!
Don’t touch ma here,
I will call police kiss you,
Don’t come to my bangolow
stone, understand, O.K.
I hate all of you.

Do Not Touch Ma … Balls?

So how do you get your rocks off?

I would if I was a little boulder.

I thought Blarney was purple…and friendly.

Kiss make me like this. Kiss make me die.

Playing a little hard to get.

Do not going in also.

Pssst…Rock? Your crack is showing.

Maybe if I get you stoned first?

Is it that time of the millennium?

See me feel me.

Well, those were most of the answers to my pick up lines…

I don’t think our love will last. We are starting off with a rocky relationship.

This one really rocks

GOOD GOD PATRICK!!!
You’re only supposed to kiss the Blarney.

@jjhitt.
OMG! I thought “THAT” was only grass.

@FB 0602. The Old Testament advocates the use of Marijuana.

Leviticus 20:13 = If a man lays with another man he should be stoned.

Actually. Did the mean one, – then which one – or, did they mean both?

By which one – I am meaning; The —-er or the —-ee?

No touching my ma! And no kissing either of us…

This rock doesn’t want to be taken for Granite.

@Marum | 12:12 pm:

The Bob Dylan translation of the OT?
Or the Rastafarian translation?

Seriously, I have a rape whistle mounted in a nearby geyser.

@EffEfff. Hehehehe! Nein! The King James virgin.

I guess we’re just tectonic friends.

Do the locals use it as a urinal? (Rumor has it that this is what is done to the Blarney Stone in Ireland.)

Worry not. my dear. I have no rock fetish.
Even a rock could never get me rock hard.

The Ma of that rock is the earth itself.. the rock doesn’t like you walking on that ground.. it’s telling you to go away.