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Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
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– FESFS?
– ROFL MAO!
I want to go painfing with Uncle Fesfster
I prefer Greese Cullygarphy
For those with writing cramp
Its all in the stroke
calligrphy: How to painfing fesfs in the chinece languge.
This engrish is painfing to re[a]d.
The calligrphy is fine by me but I’ll pass on the pain fing. I don’t want to suffer for my art!
chinece are what they call meece over there
I wonder if the Chinephew does it the same way.
Signs like these really fesf my pafience!
Trying to read this is a real pain in the fesfes.
Approved by Sum Ting Pain Fing
Robinsn Chinece
Painting feces?
Using Chinese paintbrush to write perfect Engrish will lead to mental illness.
I could never spell callingagroffeacagrfurry. So I invented the word “printing”.
@jjhitt. The have a 3D Printer for printing faeces. In my day w used to buy plastic chunders, and dog turds, at the novelty shops.
Whoever is responsible for prinfing this sign, fesf up!
It’s so hard to find good FESFS these days.
I bought a Chinese paintbrush recently. All the effen bristles fell out.
Now I am incommunicado, and when I get out of it, I will demand a fesfund.
Well… at least they spelled “AND” right.
I have painfing in my fesfs…need bloated flatulence cure!
Suffering from painfing fesfs?
Dr. Hfuhruhurr can help!
@jjhitt: Well, the old expression says you can’t polish it. 😉
@Filboid: Nice reference!
(For those who don’t get it, it’s from a movie “The Man With Two Brains”)
Fesf tee is titfeen dollars.
@Droll not Troll and jjhitt – I believe it was one Don Arden who coined the phrase ” you can’t polish a turd ” I would argue that may be true, at least you can roll it in gritter!!!! (glitter)
Snack in the ‘tuck’ shop atfer fhe fest, anybody?