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posted on 3 Mar 2016 in Signs
Please excuse our passion for cissers and colmbs.
Photo courtesy of Lizzie Hildebrandt.
Found in Osaka, Japan.
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There can be only one!
Are we “having fun” yet?
It’s drugs.
JOY-BOX MIND is drugs.
“Waiter, there’s a hair in the soup you served!”
“I’m sorry sir, but you have to admit that it’s arranged with the best style.”
As seen in ‘Edward Cissercolmbs’
There is no snoop.
– Noe
– Darling … You are my ONLY number ONE!
– Ah sweetie … And you just might be my ONLY number TWO!
I’ve got the feeling that opening this JOY-BOX would be like the ending to Raiders Of The Lost Ark.
As if I cold tell the wife I stopped by the JOY-BOX for a little trim. She might get out the scissors if you know what I mean.
Joy and her sister Fifi make greate best hair style having fun
We’ll do a greate short blank and slides with our cissors and colmbs olny one
All this fancy talk and I ended up with a bowl haircut.
Waiter, there’s a hair style in my JOY BOX MIND.
I almost read that as “kama suitra city”
Sherlock Colmbs figures out what the best hair style is.
Only one ring of hair to rule them all.
What kind of custume should I wear to get my hair cut?
Anyone who doesn’t like our “JOY-BOX MIND” gets the cissers and colmbs. Especially you ladies and gentlemen in suita-city
Oh, the answer is right there at the lower left – a HALLOWEEN custume!
If I ask for Joy will I get to see her box?
The mayor of Suita city always presents a cissers to its honorary citizen with free coupon to Joy Box.
Please make greate effort toserve me “JOY-BOX MIND” without so much crab on it. I won’t miss it.
What, a new X-BOX ?
@timmy 1.03 better a bowl haircut than a bowel haircut.
I’m afraid whoever wrote this, has been running with cissers one too many times.
Your God may be omniscient, omnipotent, and omnipresent.
Our God is inscrutable, incomprehensible, and indecipherable.
Your God Word may well be “OM”.or “NI”.
Our God Is the God who says “IN”.
I get incredible joy out of most boxes.
So when you repeatedly colmb the dry hair, how many coulombs accumulate on the colmb? Who cares! We are “having fun” with suitatic elecity
Hey you missed out the rayzers !