Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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Some hobo may occur…
If your eyes are damaged, you won’t see the bums…
Photo courtesy of Derek Collier.
LED lights imported from China.
(25 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5)
Loading...Pass me that foot…
They fall apart the first 3 years but you get 10 good years…
Photo courtesy of Dave Dinkler.
3-D Puzzle package instructions.
(29 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)Loading...I’ve never seen anything like it…
On? Off? Unnerving…
Photo courtesy of Annick Lavoie.
Found at hotel in Hiroshima, Japan.
(56 votes, average: 2.59 out of 5)Loading...Cocoon growth – the pandemic of the 21st century…
Photo courtesy of Steph Moreland.
Mouse pad made in China.
(55 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)Loading...After throw ball, run.
Doesn’t burn in a fire… any other way to kill it?
Photo courtesy of S.G.
Found on an old package that contained balls with real gunpowder inside.
(60 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5)Loading...Wrap that neck hair!
Be careful of anything that emits…
Photo courtesy of David Jones.
Instructions from a dollhouse “coffee shop” model kit.
(66 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)Loading...Did I mention the hardcore?
Asthma is hardcore’s kryptonite…
Photo courtesy of Zhora VandenBout.
(69 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5)Loading...Worst poem ever…
Also written in China…
Photo courtesy of Clifford Feltham.
(73 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)Loading...You know what… wink wink.
Squirt guns available upon request.
Photo courtesy of Oliver Papa.
Found at restaurant bathroom in Japan.
(59 votes, average: 4.32 out of 5)Loading...Yeah, because I take magnetic balls everywhere…
It’s also very danger to leave on floor.
Photo courtesy of Doyle.
Instructions from little magnet balls.
(79 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)Loading...
