Cocoon growth – the pandemic of the 21st century…

Who knew how mice evolve.

Comfortable apparently.

I heard of butterflies in the stomach but I never guessed they started from the hands!

If you tried and painful, better try a different way next time.

Put the mouse on the board of the Magnet massage mouse pad. Then meticulously monitor the movement of your manual manipulator.

And have a mice day!

More comfortable perhaps.

But considerably more unintelligible.

@algernon….I thought that mice were the existential parts of the universe wide supercomputer. (Hitchhiker’s Guide to The GalaxyO

The magnetic force-field is impervious to both grammar and cocoons.

Seriously: By cocoons, do they mean nodules on your tendons, causing tendonitis like pain?

I never knew cocoons growing in your palm was a thing that could happen, but now that I do I’ll for sure be getting this mouse pad to make sure it never does.

@ combat_rock:That’s caused by excessive mice-turbation.

So…it’s a mouse pad!

It’s so healthy, living in the 21th century.

Growing RACcoons on your palm would be a much worse problem. They would eat the mouse.

@Bill S….Where did you get that idea?

I didn’t notice that they mentioned it anywhere in the ad.🉣

For all those who were unable to grow cocoons on your palm…stop it, or you’ll go blind!

Are they, perhaps, confused with coconuts that grow on palms?