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Who knew how mice evolve.
Comfortable apparently.
I heard of butterflies in the stomach but I never guessed they started from the hands!
If you tried and painful, better try a different way next time.
Put the mouse on the board of the Magnet massage mouse pad. Then meticulously monitor the movement of your manual manipulator.
And have a mice day!
More comfortable perhaps.
But considerably more unintelligible.
@algernon….I thought that mice were the existential parts of the universe wide supercomputer. (Hitchhiker’s Guide to The GalaxyO
The magnetic force-field is impervious to both grammar and cocoons.
Seriously: By cocoons, do they mean nodules on your tendons, causing tendonitis like pain?
I never knew cocoons growing in your palm was a thing that could happen, but now that I do I’ll for sure be getting this mouse pad to make sure it never does.
@ combat_rock:That’s caused by excessive mice-turbation.
So…it’s a mouse pad!
It’s so healthy, living in the 21th century.
Growing RACcoons on your palm would be a much worse problem. They would eat the mouse.
@Bill S….Where did you get that idea?
I didn’t notice that they mentioned it anywhere in the ad.🉣
For all those who were unable to grow cocoons on your palm…stop it, or you’ll go blind!
Are they, perhaps, confused with coconuts that grow on palms?