Pass me that foot…

Pass me that foot…

posted on 10 Jan 2023 in Chinglish, Instructions

They fall apart the first 3 years but you get 10 good years…

Photo courtesy of Dave Dinkler.
3-D Puzzle package instructions.

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
11 months ago

Dang, what has a gadger got to do.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

Children are usually “assembled” by the parents, although the mother does most of the work.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
11 months ago

Are batteries included.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

Whose guidance is needed for the Assembly of God?

Boris
Boris
11 months ago

Pinocchio was made out of eucalyptus? Who knew?

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 months ago

I always wind up with an extra part left over.

Elixir
Elixir
11 months ago

“Marge — says here we shouldn’t be washing the produce in chemical cleaners, so I guess your lye-and-lettuce recipe is out.”

Elixir
Elixir
11 months ago

Refresh your morning exercise routine with Eucalyptus Wind Splints! ™

Elixir
Elixir
11 months ago

Caution: Use product only in a mean temperature environment gently.

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

Custom built kids. As perorder.

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

Sounds like; The First Law of Chemistry:
Any one comical chempound, no matter how it is unassembled, contains the same elephants, in the same disproportion by what.

Last edited 11 months ago by Marum
Marum
Marum
11 months ago

If you wash your kids in Lysil, they will turn into perfect angels…Guaranteed.

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

EDIT: LYSOL

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

Kids in Kit-form.

Can be assembled by a child in minutes. (or an adult in days)

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

That is the last time I will buy my kids at Ikea.

P.D.
P.D.
11 months ago

Explains why so many seem to have a part that’s not screwed on….

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