Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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We look forward to worshipping you
Shall I turn the bed, Lord?
Photo courtesy of Benjamin Johnson.
Found in the “services” booklet provided by a hotel in Jiaozuo, Henan, China.
(158 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
Loading...Maoling Museum Looperation
Photo courtesy of Yaofeng Chen.
Found in China.
(94 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)Loading...What? No neuropaths in roller chairs?
Swimming disguises available upon request.
Photo courtesy of Kathryn Schmidt.
Spotted in China.
(94 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)Loading...I’ll never use a fork again…
My chopsticks split up a long time ago…
Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Chopsticks box found in China.
(124 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)Loading...Work body again good
Clean immodesties with plain water!
Photo courtesy of Ishtiaq Alam.
Paint set instructions.
(116 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)Loading...This sticks, big time
Suck it anywhere!
Photo courtesy of Scott Phelps.
Instructions for magnetically mounted light bar.
(130 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)Loading...Always consult your cockroach before use
Please knock before entering cockroaches room.
(233 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5)Loading...The Civilization Service Norm
I stopped coming when they outlawed looking down on others…
Photo courtesy of Julia Wong.
Spotted in China.
(174 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)Loading...Repairs the D!
Improves uncivilized life feeling!
Photo courtesy of Dave Castle.
Bought in Greece, made in China.
(143 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)Loading...Try these oyster crackers
Oh, you’ll need chili for that stain…
Photo courtesy of Inge Pijl.
Make up kit from France.
(127 votes, average: 3.37 out of 5)Loading...
