Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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Now slather it good with a basecoat…
Photo courtesy of F. Clark.
(418 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5)
Loading...Defecate normally please
Photo courtesy of Richard Coombes.
Found at a park in Hanoi, Vietnam.
(139 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)Loading...Proper use?
Photo courtesy of Christian V. Wennerlin.
Instructions found on lens cleaning kit package.
(127 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)Loading...Swimming Rules
Photo courtesy of Bernd Armbruster.
Found at beach in Okinawa, Japan.
(108 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)Loading...Our furniture is particular about furniture
All our reality is uncorrupted…
Photo courtesy of James Lindsay.
Found in a Bangkok, Thailand hotel.
(161 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)Loading...Hold on to your psychopaths
Photo courtesy of Jonathan Goodchild.
Spotted in China.
(333 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5)Loading...Not only you are it follow this!
You should be accused!
Photo courtesy of G.P.
Posted on apartment door of foreign tenant in Japan.
(113 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5)Loading...We look forward to worshipping you
Shall I turn the bed, Lord?
Photo courtesy of Benjamin Johnson.
Found in the “services” booklet provided by a hotel in Jiaozuo, Henan, China.
(158 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)Loading...Maoling Museum Looperation
Photo courtesy of Yaofeng Chen.
Found in China.
(94 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)Loading...What? No neuropaths in roller chairs?
Swimming disguises available upon request.
Photo courtesy of Kathryn Schmidt.
Spotted in China.
(94 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)Loading...
