Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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Happy Day of a Pumpkin!
I still believe in the Miracle of the Great Pumpkin…
(128 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)
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Sucking hazards: bane of thick lips.
Photo courtesy of Dale Minter.
Found on an NEC dust filter from Japan.
(99 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5)Loading...Notice to passengers
Photo courtesy of Alec Wreford.
Rules for riding a rollercoaster at theme park in Chongqing, China.
(110 votes, average: 4.51 out of 5)Loading...Now slather it good with a basecoat…
Photo courtesy of F. Clark.
(418 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5)Loading...Defecate normally please
Photo courtesy of Richard Coombes.
Found at a park in Hanoi, Vietnam.
(139 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)Loading...Proper use?
Photo courtesy of Christian V. Wennerlin.
Instructions found on lens cleaning kit package.
(128 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)Loading...Swimming Rules
Photo courtesy of Bernd Armbruster.
Found at beach in Okinawa, Japan.
(108 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)Loading...Our furniture is particular about furniture
All our reality is uncorrupted…
Photo courtesy of James Lindsay.
Found in a Bangkok, Thailand hotel.
(161 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)Loading...Hold on to your psychopaths
Photo courtesy of Jonathan Goodchild.
Spotted in China.
(333 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5)Loading...Not only you are it follow this!
You should be accused!
Photo courtesy of G.P.
Posted on apartment door of foreign tenant in Japan.
(113 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5)Loading...
