Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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I LOVE protecting people.
I’m sorry but the shower is one of yer most crime ridden spots.
Photo courtesy of Eric Lindsey.
Found in USA, made in China.
(158 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)
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C’mon, guys, let’s go random somewhere else…
Photo courtesy of Charlie D.
Found in China.
(211 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Sorry ma’am, have to cite you for tartness.
Use approved diaport stations only.
Photo courtesy of E.M.
Found in China.
(135 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5)Loading...Happy Day of a Pumpkin!
I still believe in the Miracle of the Great Pumpkin…
(128 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)Loading...You could blow if you suck!
Sucking hazards: bane of thick lips.
Photo courtesy of Dale Minter.
Found on an NEC dust filter from Japan.
(99 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5)Loading...Notice to passengers
Photo courtesy of Alec Wreford.
Rules for riding a rollercoaster at theme park in Chongqing, China.
(110 votes, average: 4.51 out of 5)Loading...Now slather it good with a basecoat…
Photo courtesy of F. Clark.
(418 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5)Loading...Defecate normally please
Photo courtesy of Richard Coombes.
Found at a park in Hanoi, Vietnam.
(139 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)Loading...Proper use?
Photo courtesy of Christian V. Wennerlin.
Instructions found on lens cleaning kit package.
(128 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)Loading...Swimming Rules
Photo courtesy of Bernd Armbruster.
Found at beach in Okinawa, Japan.
(108 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)Loading...
