You could blow if you suck!

You could blow if you suck!

posted on 31 Aug 2014 in Instructions

Sucking hazards: bane of thick lips.

Photo courtesy of Dale Minter.
Found on an NEC dust filter from Japan. 

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Jewels
Jewels
10 years ago

…. or coke or gasoline or gun powder or nitroglycerin absolutely!

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Well blow me down

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Well we better knock that on the head then

GwydionM
10 years ago

some like it hot, but not that hot

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Absolute powder corrupts absolutely.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

But I always thought that if the sucking doesn’t lead to an explosion you’re doing it wrong.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Sign outside the Suck Ho Building.

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

This could explain why everything has blown up in Obama’s face lately.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Suck my danger.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

CAUTION: In case of fire, use the sucking extinguisher

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Ahh. That frisson of danger. How can one resist?

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
10 years ago

Don’t play ranked matchmaking before you know how to play the game, or you’ll explode

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Q. If the Dove is the birf of peace, what is the bird of love?

A. The swallow.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

bird – sinagagai.

Gooma
Gooma
10 years ago

@Marum. Hanuaboi namo na taubada.

“sinagagai” Hehehehe! The Motuans had the word “motherf—-r” thousands of years before English did.

Gooma
Gooma
10 years ago

DANGER

Swallowing, may cause pregnancy.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Gooma.

Em orait wantok. Raise the “nese”, na yumi dringim bia.

(for the non Motuan speakers; nese is the drawbridge connecting the village to the shore. Thus making the village totally secure at night. Search for Hanuabada Village, and you will see what I mean.)

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Actually. That sign reminds me of the bloke, who tried to vacuum up a petrol spill.

It was an old Hoover (more than 40 years ago, with the exhaust through the hole at the rear, so one could use it as a blower if needed) It looked as if it had added afterburners)

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Maybe Carlos Danger.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Always practice safe sucks.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

In Oz, it’s DONGER FOR SUCKING. 😛

PeeBee
PeeBee
10 years ago

Danger sucks.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Good thing I didn’t inhale.

Kioku
Kioku
10 years ago

For those who eat sleep and breath danger!!

zerima
zerima
10 years ago

…is there really such a thing as explosive dust?…if so, I’m scared

mamat
mamat
9 years ago

I love to live my live dangerously! That’s why my life’s suck!

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