Household Items

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Please don’t tell me what the sausage plate says.

posted on 13 Nov 2011 in Household Items

Mug – the porcelain receptable into which milk is deposited to facilitate potability.

Photo courtesy of Kiyomi.
Found in Komari, Japan.

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Describe the plot of “Fargo” in five words:

posted on 22 Oct 2011 in Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of Shannon Gorst.
Price tag for a meat cleaver.

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Did I mention miserably?

posted on 19 Oct 2011 in Household Items

Diagnosis: Trapsis Hormiess. Prescription: Romantic rat night life!

Photo courtesy of Alistair Israel.
Sticky mousetrap made in China.

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Environmental Protection Mosquito Coils

posted on 15 Sep 2011 in Chinglish, Household Items

The smell of burning anal will keep your nosy neighbors away, too…

Photo courtesy of Angelica K.
Found in Senegal, West Africa.

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We keep the house key undergrad

posted on 27 Aug 2011 in Household Items

Preased to meet you, mat!

Photo courtesy of Allan Murphy.
Door mat for sale at shop in Tokyo.

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Froduct of honor

posted on 26 Jul 2011 in Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of Al Erickson.
Froduct from China.

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Hmm.. Chickens really can fry.

Why wok when you can fly?


Photo courtesy of Michal LaRocca.
Found in Thailand.

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Now I’m the Donald Trump of sweeping up

posted on 9 May 2011 in Household Items

Phase 1: Collect pumpkin seeds.
Phase 2: ?????
Phase 3: Become rich!

Photo courtesy of Cynthia Sikon “Adevilinherhat”.
Dustpan from Japan (made in China).

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“Electrify your wang with Yaxiang.”

posted on 13 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Household Items

Yeah…I’m definitely going to need an adapter.


Photo courtesy of Priya Satow.
Chinese power strip found in Tanzania, East Africa.

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No Electrical Healthy of Flashlight

posted on 5 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of Geza Bohus.
Flashlight from China.

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