Household Items

Supplies for the home are another source of Engrish – even paper cups are not immune.

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“Fix” me something to eat!

Break your diet?

Photo courtesy of Ramesh Indhewat.
Found in Bangkok, Thailand. 

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Sirong winds ahead!

posted on 20 Jan 2012 in Chinglish, Household Items

Also try our electric toothbrush for oral sex understanding

Photo courtesy of Martine Sayers.
Hair dryer found in S. Carolina, made in China. 

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Which seems to be delicious?

posted on 30 Dec 2011 in Containers, Household Items

Some chocolate covered Aunts?

Photo courtesy of Robert.
Bento box (lunchbox) found in Nagoya, Japan.

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Merry Christmas 2012!

posted on 25 Dec 2011 in Household Items

Let’s holiday!

Photo courtesy of Stein Skogseth.
Found in Tokyu Hands in Tokyo. 

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Trash Can

posted on 16 Dec 2011 in Household Items

Classic Engrish Repost!

Photo courtesy of M. Russell.
Taken from a plastic trash can.
Originally posted 2002.12.6.

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Cheerful Fox

posted on 9 Dec 2011 in Household Items

Classic Engrish Repost!

Photo courtesy of Xiphos.
Mug spotted in Japan.
Originally posted 2004.7.7. 

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Please don’t tell me what the sausage plate says.

posted on 13 Nov 2011 in Household Items

Mug – the porcelain receptable into which milk is deposited to facilitate potability.

Photo courtesy of Kiyomi.
Found in Komari, Japan.

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Describe the plot of “Fargo” in five words:

posted on 22 Oct 2011 in Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of Shannon Gorst.
Price tag for a meat cleaver.

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Did I mention miserably?

posted on 19 Oct 2011 in Household Items

Diagnosis: Trapsis Hormiess. Prescription: Romantic rat night life!

Photo courtesy of Alistair Israel.
Sticky mousetrap made in China.

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Environmental Protection Mosquito Coils

posted on 15 Sep 2011 in Chinglish, Household Items

The smell of burning anal will keep your nosy neighbors away, too…

Photo courtesy of Angelica K.
Found in Senegal, West Africa.

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