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“Fix” me something to eat!
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And he took bread, gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to them, saying, “This is my body given for you; if you don’t like it, glue it back together with your tube of high performance supper glue.”
2 tons of yum
Something to really stick to your innards.
Look Mom, the spoon is sticking up!
That’s the major ingredient for Sloppy Joe
Sticky date pudding? Gluetinous rice snacks? Sticky rice?
That robot looks like he has been sniffing the product too long.
It’s a bird! It’s an assembled airplane! It’s Supper Time!
Use after break on desk.
Elephants For Stickiness give it 4 stars.
Eating paste in kindergarten is only the beginning. After a while paste doesn’t do it for you anymore and you move on to the hard stuff. Before you know it you’re living on the streets strung out on supper glue. I’ve seen it a hundred times.
Featuring Twisty the Elephant Contortionist.
So thats why my new years diet fell apart.
nothing can fix my wife’s meatloaf *ba-boom-crash!*
Mmmm, guitar and old shoe stew. Thank you Supper Glue!
Nothing holds a family together like sitting down together for supper.
Tye mystery ingredient of Thai Gluggy Rice.
Rcommended by nine out of ten Elephants.
Normally known as Dinner Glue in the USA.
Break fast? No problem!
CAUTION MEN
Severe embarrasment may occu,r if you urinate withoout cleaning Superglue off fingers.
It sticks to your ribs and everything else!
You put it Indhewat??
I can’t glue my PP with this? Well, the tube looks like just the right size to shove, uh, well, you know where.
At least it’s not some break fast glue ^_^
Here we go again with the supper/dinner debate. I’m just going to as the elephant–they never forget.
At least they can spell cyanoacrylate adhesive correctly.
Might be the last supper you’ll ever eat.
What the hell…That robot at the top, I used to have one as a kid
Hi hees are suck togezzer!