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I tried to put on the little hat and unfortunately it didn’t fit. But it would be perfect for that bald Christmas Beer!
Either it’s on fire or there is a new line of frosty’s tailored for the slut market
Sorry the bell and bow are too big for the snow folk..
It can fun this have!
Wouldn’t it make more sense to take off and put out? Just saying…
We wish you a put-on Christmas and a round-bottomed snowman for New Year
I know I shouldn’t have drunk that bottle of Brandy on Christmas eve. Now I’m hallucinating.
Ok OK! I can understand the Bear with antlers. HELL! I get a bit horny at Christmas myself. But this???
Ah! Round bottomed snowmanesssesss. Now i do feel the horninessessss my preciuoussss.
Lets get put on and get put out! Its Christmas!
Season Greeting is made
Try to take off and put away! Let’s unstick it swearing!
Hey, you put ME on and I’ll put YOU out. Got that, Nakajima?
@ WorrierPrincess. I likew your thinking P)
Are they festive condoms?
I think the package wants me to try costume roleplay followed by a pearl necklace… but I could be wrong.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
Sorry…just put it on put out while enjoying each other. after the drunken orgy then figure how to remove from various orifices.
@ WorrierPrincess: yes, but FIRST you have to decorate it enjoyingly and THEN put it out, for the Merry Christmas.