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Some of the funniest Engrish around can be found on t-shirts, jackets, and other clothes. The problem is not many have their cameras ready when they see a classic shirt walking down the street.

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Holidays…

posted on 23 Nov 2010 in Clothing

Sometimes you gotta stop and smell the stress…

Photo courtesy of Paul Baker.
Originally posted 2004.10.11.

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I thought it was in the Bill of Rights…

posted on 23 Nov 2010 in Clothing, Instructions

Come to think of it, maybe you shouldn’t really wear our jewelry…

Photo courtesy of Charms C.
Instruction card that came with jewelry bought at Samantha Tiara.

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Naughty Dogs

posted on 19 Nov 2010 in Clothing

Keep them away from my bitches!

Photo courtesy of ‘Dr Hackenbush’.
Originally posted 2005.9.1

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Place Gently

posted on 17 Nov 2010 in Clothing

The shirt made me do it…

Photo courtesy of Rick Amick.
T-shirt spotted in Japan.
Originally posted 2003.11.5

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Nibble my carrot

posted on 17 Nov 2010 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Don’t you need somebunny to love?


Found on a 10 year old girl in Gyeonggi, South Korea.
Photo courtesy of E.H.

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Only in the Copital

posted on 16 Nov 2010 in Clothing

Honey, let’s forego the copital this time…

T-shirt found in Tokyo, Japan.
Originally posted 2004.8.13

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Be Careful

posted on 10 Nov 2010 in Clothing

Just don’t be razy…

Photo courtesy of Chris Brooks.
T-shirt found in Nagasaki, Japan.
Original post 2004.7.30.

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Not that there is anything wrong with your baby…

posted on 5 Nov 2010 in Clothing

She was always such a good boy…

Photo courtesy of Mike Phillips.
Baby outfit found in Tokyo.

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Creature Conforts

posted on 31 Oct 2010 in Clothing

Get stung safely


Photo courtesy of Hillen Oost.
Found in Enoshima, Japan.

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Brown Shirt party just got cool…

posted on 25 Oct 2010 in Chinglish, Clothing

Institutionalized Racism, move over…


Photo courtesy of Ed Sanders.
Found in Dongguan, South China.

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