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posted on 8 Dec 2010 in Clothing
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Photo courtesy of Doug Guy.
Tag found on a pair of shorts.
Originally posted 2003.10.3
(193 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)
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I am proud to be imbued with the power of bland. It works as well as an invisibility cape.
I wonder whether there’s a t-shirt in this one.
How do you say a boring fish without any eyes?
Bland F-sh!
The most tasteless line of clothing I’ve ever seen…
Euro-Centric clothing. Dress like a white person.
BLAND?? So are shaved Asian ladies.
Bland’s the name. James Bland. 045 Licenced to bore you to death
Why be noticed?
Low expectations in life? Strive to reach for the power of bland! You will never be let down.
Shorts that tell me to work hard? They deserve the skid marks.
If you wear it, you will become household bland.
I prefer the outrageous bayleaf power.
They’ve been trying to build BLAND AWARENESS for years.
Nobody noticed.
What? You said “bland”? I thought you…never mind, I’ll just go put my electric guitar back in the attic.
In a world where beige is the new black.
Where everything comes in beige
How to dress for mediocrity.
Unfashion for hard working Commies.
Wear these undies and convince yourself those racing stripes are nuthin!
Company is out for high bland name lecognition.
So this is what Richard Marx is doing these days ….
Sorry, mate. That’s just not my “style.”
“To work hard and strive to reach the power of bland (and the pinacle of mediocrity.)”
– my new objective statement on my resume
Stop having a boring tuna.