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Some of the funniest Engrish around can be found on t-shirts, jackets, and other clothes. The problem is not many have their cameras ready when they see a classic shirt walking down the street.

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It is lovely

posted on 21 Jul 2016 in Clothing

say-it-is-lovely

Soon as marry, it grows fat.

Photo courtesy of Kira.
Blouse found in Japan.

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Tveen you’n me, poople suck.

posted on 20 Jul 2016 in Clothing

poople

I’m not a poople person…

Photo courtesy of Margo Jõgi.

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Shouldn’t I be praying to the moon, too?

posted on 14 Jul 2016 in Clothing

praying-to-the-sun

Yeah, you know, the festival.

Photo courtesy of Gwendolyn Kirk.

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Power Wording Safe

posted on 2 Jul 2016 in Clothing

power-wording-safe

Photo courtesy of Andre Padua.

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Hard to distinsuish that word…

posted on 1 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

extinsiush-the-world

You’re gonna need a bigger extinsuisher…

Photo courtesy of Andre Padua.
Shirt spotted in Hong Kong.

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We collect all Hello I’m Kitty.

posted on 28 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

kitty-healthcare-companion

Your nurse, Sailor Moon, will assist you.

Photo courtesy of Vanessa Miyuki.

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Children, stop longing.

posted on 26 Jun 2016 in Clothing

champ

Photo courtesy of Julie Ragland.

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New, Fetter-Free!

posted on 20 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

fishnet-stockings

Okay, a little less fetter, a little more tricot.

Photo courtesy of Suzi Nyberg.
Stockings from China.

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None since the valve replacement.

posted on 17 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

flapper-move

Photo courtesy of Sarah Silverstein.
Shirt spotted in Shanghai, China.

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Soon to be promoted to breast inspector.

posted on 15 Jun 2016 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

tit-guard

He’s got your back… er also your front…

Photo courtesy of B.R.
Spotted in Thailand. 

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