I’m 100% precious embellish. - Engrish.com

I’m 100% precious embellish.

posted on 23 Aug 2016 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

precious-embellish

Photo courtesy of Juliana Kushner.
T-shirt found in Seoul, Korea.

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Is that a quote from the Great Kim Jong Un?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

Whoever designed that shirt didn’t planet very well.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

Difficult to moon anyone wearing that.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

My pressscoussssi

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Shirt designed by a space cadet.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

She was the chief courtesan of Kim Jong 49 (IL).

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

English by George Bush Jr.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I’m keeps money in pocket until mostly intelligible shirt.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

BTW. The antonyms are on the other side.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@Marum | 4:17 am: She may have been LXIX, then. 😛

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Live lavishly, think thoughtlessly, comment carelessly and shirt Engrishly.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

All your mostly precious planet are belong to us.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

No, you’re leaving.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Warning: Planet not to be taken internally; may cause asteroids.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

I’ll take Earth; you seem to have Uranus covered pretty well.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Grammar rule number 1: word length is more important than word order.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Nothing is real

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

A collection of meaningless words

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I never knew this was a remake of Jaws.

I can see a couple of Whitee Pointers there.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

40% cotton
59% precious
1% embellish

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

If this is a sign of the Times, someone needs to call the Serif.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

That’s not a shirt.
It’s a sub-mammarial vocabulary spelling memorization list.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@ Pete | 4:54 am: The second line of your caption would look better on that shirt!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I see the Engrish.

“The planet is mostly precious.”

The planet is totally precious.

Geo
Geo
10 years ago

@Marum | 4:20 am
I can only imagine what the back of the shirt looks like:
I’m not
go
gives
asteroid
rarely
worthless
simplify
Strangely enough, that makes MORE sense than the front.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

@DnT 525:

Exaccary.
Reason I wrote it that way!

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
10 years ago

They missed the beginning and the end

So it should have begun…

a
be
……
puzzlingly
highjacking
bedazzlement

… and a new calendar is full

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

“I don’t care what it says, you can’t wear a white wedding dress.”

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
10 years ago

The words are not just sorted by length, each next word is one letter longer than the previous one (counting the apostrophe in “I’m”). Hence my previous caption. It also makes one wonder what the source of the words is. A Scrabble dictionary?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

I
DO
SEE
WHAT
THOSE
PEOPLE
CLEARLY
INTENDED

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Jewel Kilcher shouldn’t write poetry when she’s drunk. Or when she’s sober, for that matter.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It takes a shirt to remain sane

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