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Make America greath again
posted on 19 Sep 2016 in Clothing
Count your breathings.
Photo courtesy of Kerryn Maxwell.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.
(97 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)
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Is that why the air smells like halitosis when I go outside?
But not if you’re drunk
Its a wall building exercise
And in soviet russia, you breath god(cigarrette)
In UK, God shave you.
The wages of Gin is breath. 👿
Philosophical question: Can God create a breath mint so big he can’t swallow it?
This young lady is at the doc’s for her yearly medical. The Doc sticks the stethoscope on her chest and says:
Doc: “Now, big breaths.”
YL: ‘Yeth, and I’m only thixteen.”
@Huu Yuu 04 08. Only if sufficient angles are dancing on the head of a pin.
Smells like ten spirits
Marum: I especially like acute angles 😉
@Huu Yuu. I think all angels are a cute. With their wings, and halos, and harps.
I hope he doesn’t have the flu
In my case, he blew it.
@Huu Yuu | 4:01 am: Is that halitosis or hallelujah?
More like DOG BREATH YOU! It’s so bad, you burned up all the colours in the flag!
Ex-hail the Almighty!
Well, at least that isn’t the Belchian flag.
Holy smoke!
God nose why they made that mistake.
@Marum | 4:12 am: But if you get the right angle, one is all you need.
Would you like a mint?
God breath? No, thanks, I’m a bre-atheist.
@Droll
OK then, live lung and prosper.
Kaeprnick could just hold his breath during the National Anthem instead.
In the States, burning the flag is a huge outrage. In Canada, we do that just to stay warm.
Speaking of which, I think I’ve got a chill. *sneezes into flag*.
– Do not breathe
– Bless separately
Made in Untied State of Asphyxia
I am an atheist, you are wasting your breath!
– Look Ma, no lungs!
In the King James Bible, God did spit out the seven seas. I read it in my grade school class (I went to a Lutheran school) and my classmates reacted. “Ew! Spit water!”
This Engrish actually makes perfect sense.
Genesis 2:7
So when people die it’s just God having an asthma attack?
@Lora 730:
Oh…is THAT why there’s a Maple Leaf on the flag???
Q: What do you get when you drink a Thhtarbuckthhs Ithhed Chai Latte?
A: You thhtart doing thhat Hillary bobble-head thhing.
Muthht have been thhe brain-freethe effect from the Ithhed Chai.
The proof read ‘God breast you’, but the proofreader knew that just couldn’t be right so he corrected it.
In 2 Timothy 3:16, “inspired by God” translates the Greek theopneustos, which is more literally rendered “God-breathed”. So I guess you could say the shirt wishes us to be God-inspired.
God your breath smells like Hell.
Misspelled “Dog” — Now it makes sense, from a common Eskimo bedtime complaint.