Chinglish

Chinglish is a commonly used term for Chinese Engrish from China, Taiwan, and Hong Kong. Examples are for the most part mistranslated signs and products. Although not as creative as Engrish from Japan, Chinglish can be quite entertaining!

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What a waste of money, I haven’t cut one all day…

posted on 11 Sep 2010 in Chinglish, Vending Machines

I got an arm!

Photo courtesy of Thomas Doyle.
Found in Taichung, Taiwan.

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Great, my amused exponent has been low…

posted on 9 Sep 2010 in Chinglish, Toys

Close the door!  Sit at the table!

Photo courtesy of Michael White.
“Magic Intellect Ball” made in China.

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It rubs the lotion on its shell…

posted on 8 Sep 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Dana Henninger.
Menu found in Shanghai, China.

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Fun for the whole huosehold…

posted on 6 Sep 2010 in Chinglish, Toys

I fuond the perfect gift!


Photo courtesy of Justin Furr.
Toy made in China.

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Make consumption for anti-worry times…

posted on 2 Sep 2010 in Chinglish

Hold it, you’re under detection…

Photo courtesy of Chad Eiring.
From the Lake Hotel in Taipei, Taiwan.

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Now with no MSG…

posted on 30 Aug 2010 in Chinglish, Menus


Photo courtesy of Drew4u99.
Menu found in Hong Kong.
Chinese says “hemp seed”.

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If this is luxuriant, I don’t wanna see the desert…

posted on 29 Aug 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

Okay, you’ve seen the blade of grass, now move along…

Photo courtesy of Tom.
Found at Ming Tombs near Beijing, China.

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Do nottatto afraid…

posted on 24 Aug 2010 in Chinglish, Instructions

I’m using the universal door spork…


Photo courtesy of Mabel N.
Found in 5-star hotel room binder in Tunxi, China.

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All our fruits are cooked sweet on people

posted on 20 Aug 2010 in Chinglish

This is the best description of bubble tea to date.


Photo courtesy of Jbake.
Juice bar found in China.

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Wipe slo-o-owly…

posted on 16 Aug 2010 in Chinglish

You’ll frighten the urinals…

Photo courtesy of Kassidy Clark.
Toilet sign found in Shanghai, China.

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