Misanthropic Mayday

posted on 8 Dec 2011 in Signs

Your alarm thinks too much.

Photo courtesy of Nieumysl.
Sign found in hostel in Fukuoka, Japan. 

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Step Away (classic Engrish repost)

posted on 7 Dec 2011 in Clothing

Step outside please…

Photo courtesy of Mohd Faizal Yahya.
Authentic photo, but not sure of country of origin.
Originally posted 2006/9/20. 

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Forbidden puppy-love

posted on 7 Dec 2011 in Containers

If that dog meows again I’m taking it to the vet…

Photo courtesy of Alexander Kuzimski.
Kitty litter found in Hitachinaka, Japan. 

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Peef

posted on 6 Dec 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

Marinated for two golden hours…

Photo courtesy of D. Hildebrand.
Seen at Olympic Park in Beijing, China. 

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Don’t forget the wesps

posted on 5 Dec 2011 in Signs

Watch that stenger!

Photo courtesy of Christine Valerio.
Found in Japan. 

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Just don’t love me to death…

posted on 4 Dec 2011 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of David Saylor.
Found in Kumamoto, Japan. 

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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious…

posted on 3 Dec 2011 in Menus

Go light on the rectum, please…

Photo courtesy of Robert Day.
Yakitori menu found in Tokyo. 

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Still not as dangerous as the Snapper

posted on 2 Dec 2011 in Chinglish, Instructions

Also check out the Adult Engrish of the Week!
Photo courtesy of Dustin Travis.

Dog shock collar from Hong Kong.

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Lickin’ Chicken

posted on 1 Dec 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

The bonds of holy pulmonary…

Photo courtesy of AJ.
Menu from China. 

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Earl Brown Tea

posted on 30 Nov 2011 in Chinglish, Drinks

Yuki fired her agent immediately after the modeling session…

Photo courtesy of Melissa Reeves.
Tea imported from China. 

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