When you are not alive, love is made into movies, Ghost and Scream.
Algernon
11 years ago
Profound!. Not much call for it once you’re dead.
Algernon
11 years ago
Might get a bit sloppy after a while.
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
I never thought about necrophilia until now.
faulty wiring
11 years ago
Not only best but also more legal
Bill Gates
11 years ago
That’s only for those with no fear of rejection.
jjhitt
11 years ago
Necrophilia means never having to say … anything.
jjhitt
11 years ago
Dear John,
I’m leaving you for a man with a pulse.
jjhitt
11 years ago
Must be a Twilight fan, the printing is on the inside of the neck.
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
In certain circumstances, death is better…
Inspect Her Gadget
11 years ago
A man is incomplete until he’s in love…then he’s finished!!
Chuck
11 years ago
There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead ….
Sorry. Maybe with a different audience
GwydionM
11 years ago
Hugging the dead is unhygenic.
Eccekio
11 years ago
Yeah. I prefer my women alive too. Necrophilia doesn’t turn me on at all.
Sarah
11 years ago
Gives a whole new meaning to “til death us do part”!
Eccekio
11 years ago
There once was a lass named Cecelia,
Who made love like a bout of necrophilia
She lay ion the bed,
Like she already was dead,
And not one move or atwitch would she deal ya.
Eccekio
11 years ago
Let’s see you rhyme something with “necrophilia”? 🙂
Bill Gates
11 years ago
Chuck:
Did your version end:
…whore in his cave.
He said, “I’ll admit
I’m a bit of a !@#$,
But think of the money I save.”
Mr. Dude
11 years ago
Contractions are best when youare not using an apostrophe
Jellychop
11 years ago
And youknow that youare in love and youare alive whenyou begin to compulsively mergewords.
Chuck
11 years ago
@Bill:
Last line is the same, but yours is clean in comparion !
DrZos
11 years ago
This is necrophilia’s buzzkill…
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago
Paid for by the society to prevent necrophilia.
Kris Gould
11 years ago
The heroine of “Corpse Bride” was furious about this logo!
When you are not alive, love is made into movies, Ghost and Scream.
Profound!. Not much call for it once you’re dead.
Might get a bit sloppy after a while.
I never thought about necrophilia until now.
Not only best but also more legal
That’s only for those with no fear of rejection.
Necrophilia means never having to say … anything.
Dear John,
I’m leaving you for a man with a pulse.
Must be a Twilight fan, the printing is on the inside of the neck.
In certain circumstances, death is better…
A man is incomplete until he’s in love…then he’s finished!!
There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead ….
Sorry. Maybe with a different audience
Hugging the dead is unhygenic.
Yeah. I prefer my women alive too. Necrophilia doesn’t turn me on at all.
Gives a whole new meaning to “til death us do part”!
There once was a lass named Cecelia,
Who made love like a bout of necrophilia
She lay ion the bed,
Like she already was dead,
And not one move or atwitch would she deal ya.
Let’s see you rhyme something with “necrophilia”? 🙂
Chuck:
Did your version end:
…whore in his cave.
He said, “I’ll admit
I’m a bit of a !@#$,
But think of the money I save.”
Contractions are best when youare not using an apostrophe
And youknow that youare in love and youare alive whenyou begin to compulsively mergewords.
@Bill:
Last line is the same, but yours is clean in comparion !
This is necrophilia’s buzzkill…
Paid for by the society to prevent necrophilia.
The heroine of “Corpse Bride” was furious about this logo!
Necrophiliacs disagree… film at 11
That is a valid point…
No wonder she never called back
….and when your hands aren’t bound!