Peef

Peef

posted on 6 Dec 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

Marinated for two golden hours…

Photo courtesy of D. Hildebrand.
Seen at Olympic Park in Beijing, China. 

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
12 years ago

I thought Gandhi was vegetarian…

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
12 years ago

And will sir be having his meatballs with mayonaise or lemon sauce today?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
12 years ago

From the makers of defecation tea

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

My boxers suddenly feel lighter…!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

It’s fried… but I’m not sure it’s exactly beef.

Algernon
Algernon
12 years ago

Praire oysters extra.

YYD
YYD
12 years ago

The Chinese name literally means Spray Urine Ox Pellet(s).

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
12 years ago

Talk about passing a stone…. or maybe a bone.

DrLex
DrLex
12 years ago

If this happens to you after an operation, you may want to go back to the hospital and ask to reconnect the plumbing correctly this time.

Tong
Tong
12 years ago

Don’t break his balls, that bull was really pissed!

Tong
Tong
12 years ago

Don’t break his balls, that bull is really pissed!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

It is urinates of a beef!

Jazzy
Jazzy
12 years ago

“Where’s the beef?”

Xila31
Xila31
12 years ago

Deep fried and wrapped in 2ply.

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
12 years ago

If I’m not mistaken, there is a prawn version of that “Urinate Beef meatball”. It’s called “Pissing/Dribbling Shrimp” in Cantonese.

Ben
Ben
12 years ago

Just try a wee bit of it.

SF
SF
12 years ago

When food meet practical joke … Squeeze my balls, it’s funny … I mean in the plate.

FatKenney
FatKenney
12 years ago

Meatball, urinate. But if you were smothered in marinara and grated Parmesan you’d be a ten.

FatKenney
FatKenney
12 years ago

“Oh yeah? I eat so much red meat I urinate beef. Take THAT vegans!”

FatKenney
FatKenney
12 years ago

Bet the after-dinner mints are urinal cakes.

demondude777
demondude777
12 years ago

And also try our secret sauce!

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

Item number 7 of 100 reasons to go vegetarian.

Eccekio
Eccekio
12 years ago

Urologist: I have good and bad news for you sir. It’s not a kidney stone.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

– Are you ready to order, Sir?
– Yes – a medium-defecated crap, if it’s fresh out of halogen intestines, please.

Eccekio
Eccekio
12 years ago

She doesn’t look fried to me. But if you saty so.

Eccekio
Eccekio
12 years ago

I would prefer a menu that did not give me a blw by blow description of where the food came from..

Eccekio
Eccekio
12 years ago

Or going to. For that matter.

Kitsune
Kitsune
12 years ago

There’s a surprise inside.

Oh711china
12 years ago

Actually, that’s correct.
It’s a strange food, not with urinate. but named urinate in chinese.

Chuck
Chuck
12 years ago

Fried. Because boiling seemed redundant.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
12 years ago

That’s exactly what the Chinese name means.
As a native, ethnic Chinese myself, I am very sure that even the Chinese name makes no sense to anybody at all.

iLock
iLock
12 years ago

You eat that and urine trouble!

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

This time the menu is laughing at us.

oldtaku
oldtaku
12 years ago

PIssing beef balls, as immortalized in God of Cookery.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_God_of_Cookery

Camy
Camy
12 years ago

Recipe : find a cow/ox who is urinating and kill it on the spot. Cook the meat accordingly.

EffEff
EffEff
12 years ago

Defecation tea & Micturition beef?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
12 years ago

Man, they’re frying everything at carnivals these days.

Grifter
Grifter
12 years ago

That is one pissed clump of meat.

S
S
12 years ago

Not chinglish per se. They really are called pissing beef balls.

JQ
JQ
12 years ago

Urinate – but you’d be a 10 if your beef meatballs were bigger.

XTR09
XTR09
10 years ago

But it IS marinated in pee…

BigD25
BigD25
9 years ago

This one just pisses me off

Kat VanHook
Kat VanHook
3 years ago

We call those kidney stones in the US.

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