Inspectors are waiting inside…

posted on 12 Jul 2013 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Rob Davis.
Found at Chinese Restaurant in Sydney. 

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Schedules? We don’t need no stinking schedules.

posted on 11 Jul 2013 in Signs

But sometimes we stop at my house…

Photo courtesy of David High.
Bus stop found in Japan. 

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Listen up: these are good

posted on 10 Jul 2013 in Clothing, Snacks

Don’t argue, everybody likes ’em…

Photo courtesy of Ursula Ten.
Found in China. 

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Friendly elevator reminder

posted on 9 Jul 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

No nakeds, Elevator STD too!

Photo courtesy of Xiamara Hohman.
Found in a dormitory in Jinhua, Zhejiang, China. 

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For Engrish sweaters only…

posted on 8 Jul 2013 in Clothing

Also knits well…

Photo courtesy of Keith Comer.
Yarn found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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A truly special ruler

posted on 7 Jul 2013 in Chinglish, Stationery

Photo courtesy of JJMakowski.
Ruler package from China. 

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Thank you for calming

posted on 6 Jul 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Please start quieting.

Photo courtesy of Steve Bullen.
Found at Shanghai World Expo. 

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Please randomly careful

posted on 5 Jul 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Please call for has the appointment.

Photo courtesy of Simon Penny.
Found at bee/honey museum in Taiwan. 

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Have a delicious Independence Day!

posted on 4 Jul 2013 in Stationery

Americans have such great taste.

Notebook found in Japan.
Originally posted in 2009. 

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Simulated fun!

posted on 3 Jul 2013 in Toys

Recommended for several ages.

Photo courtesy of “Mikeyboy”.
Toy from China. 

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