Got any bagueffes?

With that nice affy flavor

Tickety boo

CAUTION: Do not smoke in the tea

The tickety center is where you pay fareys.

Close, but no cigareffe.

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It snot tickety enough

Cigareffe: A euphemism for what Monica Lewinsky did while Clinton watched.

How tickety is it? Is it like a chocolatey cookie?

If you want Gravol, please go to the Traval Agent.

A fortune cookie with a tickety center?

Hot diggity, dog ziggity boom, what’cha do to me—just wanted a tickety.

Apologies to Perry Como.

I need a tickety to Tuscany, lickety-split.

They misspelled travail.

For a tickety to the Bay of Fundy, please proceed to the next wickety.

“Tickety” is what Dwagmire says.

My second trip to Nova Scotia was a re-Fundy.

Who do I see about a cap of caffee ?

YIKES . . . when navel oranges become naval oranges !

Traval on the Frigate Ardent.

Leave it to the Chinese to make tea from smoking giraffes.

Some sort of virility thing I’m guessing.

Cigareffes are cigarettes that have become too effen expensive due to government taxes.

There once was a man who played crickety,
Who batted on a wickety so dickety,
The bounce was not true,
And he knew not what to do,
So he got out through a fine edged snickety

Wil’s agent works here? That’s tickety boo!

Looks kind of iffy to me.

Well, I suppose if a perfectly good word like ‘crisp’ can become ‘crispy’, then the next thing is to add ‘y’ to everything. Or is that everythingy? Soon the entire language will be packed out with Australian diminutives.

Travail agent, perhaps? Fancy term for midwife.

I want my tickety, lickety splickety!

I like the sound of tickety center, that’s kind of cute ^_^