Oh, I suppose you want me to hold it for the bathroom?

posted on 24 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Please inquire about other bodily functions.

Photo courtesy of Dan Kuehner.
Seen inside the Benxi underground river cave, in Liaoning, China.  

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We look forward to worshipping you

posted on 23 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions

Shall I turn the bed, Lord?

Photo courtesy of Benjamin Johnson.
Found in the “services” booklet provided by a hotel in Jiaozuo, Henan, China.

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Dear Residents,

posted on 22 Feb 2014 in Signs

We live in a throw culture.

Photo courtesy of Petr Vyskocil.
Found in a Tokyo dormitory. 

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Did we mention thickbamboolotussavory?

posted on 21 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Slippery chicken, ad hoc, and griskin come with instructions.

Photo courtesy of Benjamin Johnston.
Menu found in Henan, China. 

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Approved for bag ladies…

posted on 20 Feb 2014 in Signs

I think you’re looking for a buckpuck

Photo courtesy of Helen Chan.
Taken in Kobe, Japan. 

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Maoling Museum Looperation

posted on 19 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Photo courtesy of  Yaofeng Chen.
Found in China. 

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But she seems like such a sweet girl…

posted on 18 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Snacks

Photo courtesy of Bill Bright.
Cereal from China. 

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I’m bigilant.

posted on 17 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Do they vite?

Photo courtesy of Nathaniel Altman.
Sign at Ximen Reservoir, Longtan, Taiwan

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Hand over the friend and nobody gets hurt…

posted on 16 Feb 2014 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Clothing

We’re long past the time of lonesomely

Photo courtesy of Michelle La Cour.
Back side of the box for a doll named Bettina.

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One thing led to another…

posted on 15 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Clothing

…and that’s where babies come from

Photo courtesy of Christin Pennacchini.
Hoodie found in Hong Kong. 

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