She dealt it

She dealt it

posted on 21 Jan 2014 in Chinglish

Also from the beans…

Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Perfume ad found in Wuhan, China. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

I love the smell of methane in the morning

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Shhh who trod on that frog

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

A natural fragrance.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I can’t stand their “fartier than thou” attitude!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Eau de colon.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It’s even fartier than the real thing

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Liquid Ass has a new marketing campaign.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

From the house that bought you flatulence.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

That’s it honey; breathe through your mouth.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: Eau de Toilet

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Challenge accepted!! 🙂

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

To be used in bed and Winter Guts Festival

PeeBee
PeeBee
10 years ago

For when you want to create your own unique atmosphere.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

I got wind of this…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Charm just isn’t what it used to be.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

The fragrance that is distinctly you.

James
James
10 years ago

No thanks, I’d rather fart over there.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I’m Spanky Ham and I endorse this product.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Made by Yuan Fart Gutier

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

This is contributing to global warming.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Chanel No. 2.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

A favorite of Pe Pe LePew.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Remember when you first heard about “toilet water”?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Ya mein Fater.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Thou hath sat upon a rose, methinks.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Was riecht faul? Ach! Es ist der Tot wie die Nacht

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Ubersetzen: What smells. Ah. It is the dead of night.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

There once was a man from Peru,
Who reckoned he farted Chanel No. 2,
This strange contradiction,
Was totally fiction,
For it stunk like a dead Kangaroo.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@coffeebot: If you sat upon a rose the prick’ll make you get up again.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I can understand why the lady appears dubious.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Ancient Chineseee plactical joke.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

And I worked like s–t to buy this!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

I can’t seem to forget you, your breaking wind stays on my mind.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Ahhh… the smell of it!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

You will remember the smell, long after you have forgotten the price.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Try also our newest gastro-intestinal fragrances:

– Toilet de Confuse
– Weenie de Poo
– Incontinentia
– Fart Away

Jack
Jack
10 years ago

Once again, we apologise for any incontinence.

MustacheHam
MustacheHam
10 years ago

It enhances one’s own gassy smell in the fanciest way.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

She has a really long finger! Maybe people have been pulling it.

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

Sold exclusively at Cracks Fifth Avenue.

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

It’s one of those crappy knockoffs.

Dan Lam
Dan Lam
10 years ago

@algernon: I’m no scientist, but I suspect that smell to be Sulphur Dioxide, rather than methane. Only special grass-fed sheep would pass out methane due to the specific flora of the microbes in their digestive system. And I think methane at room temperature is odorless. Did some searching and Wikipedia confirmed that.

Kalim
Kalim
9 years ago

At last you could be the fartiest!

olog-hai
olog-hai
9 years ago

Skatole, actually.

Light a match!

ben
ben
9 years ago

I am fartier than bowel…

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