I’d think twice about that crisp skin soup.

posted on 24 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

wild-germ-hates

Wild germ doesn’t like your tie, either.

Photo courtesy of J. Weeks.
Restaurant menu from Hong Kong.

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Don’t hold your breath…

posted on 23 Jun 2016 in Signs

coffee-someday

Better get your order in early…

Photo courtesy of Brian Rubrecht.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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I’m surprising mom…

posted on 22 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

rent-a-nice-family

Grandma is getting suspicious about our family portrait.

Photo courtesy of Giacomo Ramagnoli.
Real estate agent sign in Beijing, China.

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Did we mention science and technology?

posted on 21 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions

Flashlight-box

Photo courtesy of Kevin Ensor.
Instructions from the box of a squeeze flashlight.

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New, Fetter-Free!

posted on 20 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

fishnet-stockings

Okay, a little less fetter, a little more tricot.

Photo courtesy of Suzi Nyberg.
Stockings from China.

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Taiiored to fit!

posted on 19 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

fat-guy-furrey-tailor

Photo courtesy of Budd Black.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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I only do this when I’m high.

posted on 18 Jun 2016 in Signs

difference-of-ones-feet

Move one…now you’re walking!

Photo courtesy of Evelyn Teh.
Found in Japan. 

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None since the valve replacement.

posted on 17 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

flapper-move

Photo courtesy of Sarah Silverstein.
Shirt spotted in Shanghai, China.

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Do me a favor: buy this.

posted on 16 Jun 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

good-night

Customer value dipped everytime he slept.

Photo courtesy of Vanessa from Brazil.
Sleeping mask package found in S. Korea.

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Soon to be promoted to breast inspector.

posted on 15 Jun 2016 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

tit-guard

He’s got your back… er also your front…

Photo courtesy of B.R.
Spotted in Thailand. 

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