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Don’t hold your breath…

posted on 23 Jun 2016 in Signs

coffee-someday

Better get your order in early…

Photo courtesy of Brian Rubrecht.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Well whatever

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

I guess an expresso is out of the question

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

I guess it’s all decaffeinated

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

I want IT TODAY!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

That’s a caf&eacute: lat&eacute:

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Oops! Those tags don’t work.
Imagine it says cafe late, with the acute e.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

It’s still being ground. Which is the ground we will plant coffee bushes in one day.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

@DnT: you mean café laté?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@DrLex: Thanks! how did you do that?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

That kind of coffee just isn’t my cup of tea.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
10 years ago

They probably wanted to name it Sunday, but misheard the translator )). Coffee on a Sunday morning is magic.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
10 years ago

Coming soon maybe

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The people working there are very embaristas.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

W. Coffee someday, sir?

C. Whatever.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@DnT 0436.
I like mixed metaphors too. ie. He put his foot down , with a firm hand.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Oh! Pun the door.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Our coffee is so good we Civet.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

W. Would you like a little honey with your coffee, sir?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@Marum | 5:29 am: Oh, musk you? 😛

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Scene: Chinese waitress walking around the tables, with a huge pot of tea, and one of coffee.

CW. “You fer Coffee.”

Me. “No! I like it here!”

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

My wife left me, and sat at another table. 😀

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Right now, it’s hardly worth a hill of beans.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

The coffee is terrible, but the anticipation is amazing.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

For the anti-fast foodie.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

¡Ay cara!

¡Oye Slowpoke Rodriguez!

¡Finalmente hay un restaurante perfecto para ti!

-Speedy Gonzalez

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

You walk in and the background music is Carly Simon singing:
“Anticipation…”

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Doughnuts Maybe.

Auntie
Auntie
10 years ago

Coffee shops here in Japan have quite a range of names. One of the memorable ones I have seen is “Coffee & Potato”.

“Someday” fits right in.

Garst
10 years ago

Someday, when my life has passed me by, I’ll lay around and wonder why you were always there for me. One way, in the eyes of a passer by, I’ll look around for another try and fade away.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

They’re just a bit short-handed right now. It’s a nice family-run establishment, but they’ve been rented out.

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

@Pete: If the coffee is as slow (viscous) as ketchup, you know you have problems.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Waiter! Where’s my coffee?
– Down the hall and second door on the left, Sir.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Can I make a reservation?

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
10 years ago

Slowest coffee in the East.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Seventy 2rd. 0105. Depends on whether you are a Red Indian or not.

Long Tom
Long Tom
10 years ago

A relic of the “slow food” movement from years ago,

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

You’d better book a reservation some day in advance.

markm
markm
10 years ago

The coffee shop for those who really hate fast food.

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

Tea Eventually.

Light Code
Light Code
10 years ago

My reaction:comment image

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Open… Sometime

The Dude
The Dude
10 years ago

Procrastinating owner, even the awning is waiting for repair.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

”Coffee Someday … Tea Tomorrow!”

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