I only do this when I’m high.

I guess bum kicking is out of the question

Would that be the right or the left

If not, you will be six foot under

Getting size 9 for my right foot and 8 and a half for my left foot has always been a problem when buying shoes.

Hard to say with my shoes on.

One of my feet is all right but the other one was left somewhere.

One foot minus one foot = no feet, which is what we see on the sign.

Some women have small feet, while some have large feet, but most men like something in between. 😈

My feet aren’t different – just opposite.

Whether ’tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous feet, or to take up cutters against a sea of toenails, and by clipping, defeat them.

What a handy reminder.

Hmm, now that you mention it, you seem to have none at all, and are hovering a few inches above the steps.

Q. What is that flat black stuff under Elephant’s feet?

A. Slow pygmies.

The Vatican/Pope has approved a new Contraceptive Pill.

You cross your legs, and hold it between your feet.

BTW. Who gives a damn about Juan’s feet?

@DnT. A Cherry Rip bar? 👿

ripe

Lt. Dan (of Forrest Gump): very funny.

OMG you’re right! my left foot is like my right foot… but reversed! AHHHHH!!

The tongue in my left shoe got stuck and now I walk with a lisp.

Do you have a particular one in mind, or shall I pick one at random?

This bloke was riding an Hoverboard. Unfortunately it has a slight defect.
The cooling fan, has cut his feet off.

That is why you should pay close attention to your feet.
You may need to identify them later.

Please also note the indifference of one’s head

CAUTION: No feet allowed

I love it when shoes come with instructions.

Please note the difference in one’s feet.

Hah! Made you look.

Extra caution required if your flappers are moving.

Aaaah! My feet, where are my feet? Where are my HANDS!

You mean . . . mirror images?

…OR if you have none at all