I only do this when I’m high.

I only do this when I’m high.

posted on 18 Jun 2016 in Signs

difference-of-ones-feet

Move one…now you’re walking!

Photo courtesy of Evelyn Teh.
Found in Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I guess bum kicking is out of the question

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Would that be the right or the left

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

If not, you will be six foot under

SF
SF
6 years ago

Getting size 9 for my right foot and 8 and a half for my left foot has always been a problem when buying shoes.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Hard to say with my shoes on.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

One of my feet is all right but the other one was left somewhere.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

One foot minus one foot = no feet, which is what we see on the sign.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Some women have small feet, while some have large feet, but most men like something in between. 😈

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

My feet aren’t different – just opposite.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Whether ’tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous feet, or to take up cutters against a sea of toenails, and by clipping, defeat them.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

What a handy reminder.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Hmm, now that you mention it, you seem to have none at all, and are hovering a few inches above the steps.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q. What is that flat black stuff under Elephant’s feet?

A. Slow pygmies.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The Vatican/Pope has approved a new Contraceptive Pill.

You cross your legs, and hold it between your feet.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

BTW. Who gives a damn about Juan’s feet?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DnT. A Cherry Rip bar? 👿

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

ripe

spare ocean
spare ocean
6 years ago

Lt. Dan (of Forrest Gump): very funny.

RT
RT
6 years ago

OMG you’re right! my left foot is like my right foot… but reversed! AHHHHH!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The tongue in my left shoe got stuck and now I walk with a lisp.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Do you have a particular one in mind, or shall I pick one at random?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

This bloke was riding an Hoverboard. Unfortunately it has a slight defect.
The cooling fan, has cut his feet off.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

That is why you should pay close attention to your feet.
You may need to identify them later.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Please also note the indifference of one’s head

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: No feet allowed

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I love it when shoes come with instructions.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Please note the difference in one’s feet.

Hah! Made you look.

Pete
Pete
6 years ago

Extra caution required if your flappers are moving.

coffeebot
coffeebot
6 years ago

Aaaah! My feet, where are my feet? Where are my HANDS!

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

You mean . . . mirror images?

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

…OR if you have none at all

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