That clown tasted funny.

posted on 3 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

consumption-of-guest

Never thought I’d get out of there alive!

Photo courtesy of Ramon Bergsma.
Found at McDonald’s in Yichang, China.

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I can’t help it if the buildings keep shifting…

posted on 2 Nov 2016 in Instructions

mitsui-garden-hotel

Photo courtesy of Glenn Kennedy.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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My water proff is the deepest!

pool-rules

We go a little crazy when you wear cut-offs.

Photo courtesy of Cassie B.
Found in Acapulco, Mexico.

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Happy Halloween!

posted on 31 Oct 2016 in Signs

only-for-costumers

I’m dressed as Man Needing to Pee.

Photo courtesy of Tony Polcaster.

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Rat home with Xinfengtai!

posted on 30 Oct 2016 in Chinglish

high-level-repairing-tools

If only the tools were as good as this translation.

Photo courtesy of Simon Scorer.
Puncture repair kit from China.

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You know what, just go ahead…

posted on 29 Oct 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

violators-will-be-fine

Photo courtesy of Charlie Dean.
Found in Chiang Mai, Thailand.

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Farewell the five bucks…

posted on 28 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions

power-bank-series

Missing call aroused by no power–sounds like a personal problem.

Photo courtesy of Jim Tomlinson.
Portable phone charger instructions.

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Gonna have to cut this call short…

posted on 27 Oct 2016 in Chinglish

we-sever-you

This international call is costing an arm and a leg.

Photo courtesy of Ian Brown.
From hotel phone in Xining, China.
(Note to regulars: Sorry for no post yesterday – had server problems…)

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Noble Collections

posted on 25 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

noble-collections

Photo courtesy of Taylor Abrahamse.
Doll imported from China.

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I come in pace…

posted on 24 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

lightyear

Photo courtesy of Taylor Abrahamse.
Bootleg toy made in China.

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