Rat home with Xinfengtai!

Rat home with Xinfengtai!

posted on 30 Oct 2016 in Chinglish

high-level-repairing-tools

If only the tools were as good as this translation.

Photo courtesy of Simon Scorer.
Puncture repair kit from China.

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Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Of all the tools I own, the one which gives pleasure, is more poular the ones which merely repair.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Demand the best demand a rattery

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

It is also good for creating punctures.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Will that be one spare rire or two

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Algernon 0404.. Can be exorcized by a cattery.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

MSDE = Microsoft Server Data Ebgine.

A new brand of tire, self-driving cars, for internet connecte

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Edit = A new brand of tire for internet connected, self-driving cars.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Ja, mein furRher!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The hole in my rire is not one that I need plugged!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Translated by Scooby Doo.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Msde in Cnina.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Lieutenant, get that flat fixed.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

When did Mario become an auto mechanic?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

They don’t see me rollin’ they translatin’!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The translator must be very tyred

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

What about tires lmao of rubber?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CEO: Basil the Rat
Headquarters: Fawlty Rubbers, Shanghai, direction of the
Business: RATional translation of tires into sum ting completely wong

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Our translator can’ tread.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Wait… I don’t think it’s tires this stick is for repairing.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The tire he is rolling is a Bridgestone G Grid. It is a “directional” radial and one of the best “wet weather” radials around. Better than the much aadvertised Goodyear equivalent.

I use the Bridgees on the LJ Toranas I rebuild.

UCity
UCity
6 years ago

I don’t think rats need our help manufacturing homes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

NOTE: Ratteries not includet

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Tap my market, you know you want to.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Rat Home. aRabRamma.
WeaR the skies are bRue.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
6 years ago

Foot Shanghai marker… Is it something given to tourists to leave their trace whem being in Shanghai?

Bite the wax tadpole
Bite the wax tadpole
6 years ago

Difficult to steer yourself when you have a flat

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 4:35 am: Haha! I just got the joke!

The Dude
The Dude
6 years ago

What other tires are not made of rubber?

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Rat home? Just fix that lazy caR !

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