You know what, just go ahead…

You know what, just go ahead…

posted on 29 Oct 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

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Photo courtesy of Charlie Dean.
Found in Chiang Mai, Thailand.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well whatever rocks your boat

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

And happy to float lanterns

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Do they float?’
– Float? Oh yes, indeed they do. They float!

It Stephen King

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Of coarse you will still have to pay.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– B … But, Officer …
– Are you fine, Madam?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ DNT: Is there a lantern floating in your pocket or are just fine to see me? 😉 😉 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am: if anything is floating in my pocket, it isn’t fine, it’s pi$$ing rain!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

What about floating violators?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I haven’t been feeling well lately. Better go float some lanterns.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

It is much more fun to set your lover alight.

It also floats her boat most comprehensively.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

‘Floating Lanterns Violators’ – is that a motorcycle club?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Hot chicks can get away with anything.

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock 4:56 AM: We have a motorcycle club in Boston called The Moving Violations.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The Floating Lantern is a relative of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Break this law and you get off light.

Pete
Pete
6 years ago

You mean 15 WON’T get you 20?

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

I have to wait for the float time to pass before I can buy a ticket…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Violators will be arrested by the Green Lanterns.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

You will be schackled in a Thai prison, and have rice twice a day for the rest iof your life.

But, you be fine.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

BASIL: ”This, Basil’s wife. This, Basil. This, smack on head.”
MANUEL: ”This … area!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Aryan humour?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

I’ve never heard that euphemism for farting before.

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

“We’ll punish you, of course, but it won’t be the death penalty.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@A Non-Y Mouse: Good one!
I think it only applies when you light them.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

@Big Fat Cat: And tried and punished by the Guardians?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

In Communist Countries, you do not tell the commisseriat you are fine.

It tells you whether you are fine or not.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@ BFC 0742. Won’t work. Methane burns with a blue flane.

(BTW. If you are using CH4 as a biofuel, that is a way of checking whether you are getting “full” combustion. If the flame is any other colour be careful. You are either not getting complete combustion, {explosion hazard} or there are loads of impurities. {poisoning or suffocation hazard} So be careful, with any “new” technology comes different potential hazards, compared with the fuels we are used to.)

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

@Droll not Troll: I thought of that today and came back to add it, but you beat me to it.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

She : Is that a Flashlight in your pocket?

He: Yes. But stop trying to turn by on by twisting the end.

The Dude
The Dude
6 years ago

Violators will be fine.
Prosecutors with be violated.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Fine. Let’s violate !

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